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Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow on parents, amirite?

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MOM = Made of Money

DAD = ?

@ashnicoleluvsblg MOM = Made of Money DAD = ?

DAD = Dough all Dispensed

That's the best I could come up with...

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@1511396

I wish my dad distributed alots of money.

@1511396

Dishes Alot of Dollars?

@ashnicoleluvsblg MOM = Made of Money DAD = ?

DAD= Delightful Amazing Dad
compliments come a long way! Who knows Dad may give you more money than Mom ever would!

Miss_Potters avatar Miss_Potter Yeah You Are 0Reply
Anonymous -5Reply

Guys, what actually happens is it DOES grow on parents, when they go to "work" they actually go to this secret building, lie down, and put a lotion on that grows money from their skin. Some are better at it, so thats why they get better pay.

Oh my sad, misinformed friend, money doesn't grow off parents! You make it with flour, eggs, and sugar. That's how you make the dough.

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +14Reply

You know a post is good when it's featured on the amirite twitter, amirite?

@Albert_Einstein You know a post is good when it's featured on the amirite twitter, amirite?

You know a post i good when it gets POTD, amirite?

Wait, no I'm not.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +31Reply
@eldorito http://amirite.net/435059

I was thinking about the futer post, but ok.

@God_the_Almighty I was thinking about the futer post, but ok.

That, too. The futer post was POTD because Anthony felt like troll smilieing us. The post I replied with was POTD either because Anthony felt like having a democratic POTD or because it was New Year's Eve and Anthony was drunk.

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My parents have cash coming out of their skull instead of hair.

Roys avatar Roy No Way +8Reply
@Roy My parents have cash coming out of their skull instead of hair.

What about their pubes? If your mom wears a bikini bottom will she look like a stripper with money coming out of her ying-yang?

@Clementines "Hey Mom, can I borrow some... Oh... Nevermind..."

"Yeah, I don't think you want some of my money..."
"Money? I was gonna ask for a couple of your pubes. Of course I want money!"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +5Reply

Sometimes money can grow on the ground.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +7Reply

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Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +6Reply

I grows on them until you become an adult.. then it provides less and less.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +6Reply

Wack ass motherfucking POTD.

t("t)

Anonymous +5Reply
@Wack ass motherfucking POTD. t("t)

Sperm, shit, baby, idiotic comment.

Anonymous -7Reply

God I wish this was true.

@http://ctrlv.in/42735

Thanks for at least listening!

Too bad you're not the real God... He's on here somewhere, though...

Is there something to get? I don't see why its POTD, anyone could have thought to write that.

Anonymous -1Reply

and grandparents

Not really...besides the fact I feel guilty whenever I have to ask my parents for money, they almost always give me shit for it up to the point where it's really not worth asking. Hooray for no job...

But I suppose for others it could be true, and therefore, pretty clever :)

This should be potd.

Anonymous -6Reply
@This should be potd.

And the sky should be blue. And gum should be chewy. And Rebecca Black should be a bad singer.

Oh, the possibilities...

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@1514090

It's been POTD for twenty minutes. What the hell do you expect?

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +26Reply
@Shugah It's been POTD for twenty minutes. What the hell do you expect?

What I expected was

Thunder, fighting,

Long struggles with men

And climbing.

After continual straining

I should grow strong:

Then the rocks would shake

And I should rest long.

What I had not foreseen

Was the gradual day

Weakening the will

Leaking the brightness away,

The lack of good to touch

The fading of body and soul

Like smoke before wind

Corrupt, unsubstantial.

The wearing of Time,

And the watching of cripples pass

With limbs shaped like questions

In their odd twist.

The pulverous grief

Melting the bones with pity.

The sick falling from earth

These, I could not foresee.

For I had expected always

Some brightness to hold in trust,

Some final innocence

To save from dust;

That, hanging solid,

Would dangle through all

Like the created poem

Or the dazzling crystal.

(Sorry, it was the first thing I thought of.)

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +7Reply
@DandyLion What I expected was Thunder, fighting, Long struggles with men And climbing. After continual straining I...

That is NOT how you write poetry on the POTD! I can see I'll have to show you, since you have nothing to say.
You first pick a topic; something you know well, or else rhyming words becomes a new kind of hell. You then choose a first line, really, anything will do, but you must then fit a similar word into line number two. Most people will make a point, or at least make a joke, but we'll all settle for simple rhyme if you panic and you choke.
Okay, have you got it now? Do you think you understand? Maybe in future you just shouldn't try if you don't think it'll be grand.

@FlyingGuineaPig That is NOT how you write poetry on the POTD! I can see I'll have to show you, since you have nothing to say. You...

Freddy the Leprechaun is my invisible friend
He has lots of Marijuana he's willing to vend
You just need a lighter and a pocketful of dough
And he'll show you what's at the end of the rainbow

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Favvkes Freddy the Leprechaun is my invisible friend He has lots of Marijuana he's willing to vend You just need a lighter...

Remember to knock three times at the door
There've been police sniffing round, you can't just walk in anymore.
Remember to bring lots of food. a cupcake, at least.
when you find the gold treasure you'll feel like a feast.
Remember to never, EVER try to drive;
You'll pass a parked truck and thank God you're alive.

Lol no, I'm talking out my ass on this one. All I know on the subject is what my Health class covered.

@FlyingGuineaPig That is NOT how you write poetry on the POTD! I can see I'll have to show you, since you have nothing to say. You...

There once was a woman that worked down by the dock.
She met her current boyfriend and started rubbing his-yeah, I'm not a poet.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +7Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig That is NOT how you write poetry on the POTD! I can see I'll have to show you, since you have nothing to say. You...

There once was a man from Argentina
Who dreamed he was a ballerina.
He woke with a start
To the pounding of his heart
In the middle of a bullfighting arena.

@Shugah Tried too hard, man, too hard.

I think people are confused, I didn't write this, I saw this poem and your comment reminded me of it, so I copied and pasted it. No effort.

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +8Reply
@DandyLion I think people are confused, I didn't write this, I saw this poem and your comment reminded me of it, so I copied...

I promise that's the last time I'll comment like that. I just have to bug you a little because you were so adamant the first time I pointed out your mistake that it was an accident, I just have to poke fun at you a little.

Anonymous +2Reply

i mean technically money is paper and paper comes from trees, soo....

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@1511395

Plastic? That's odd. I know that American money is made from linen and cotton because it survives longer than paper.

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@1514086

It's like 20 times harder to rip.

@SpongebobNinja i mean technically money is paper and paper comes from trees, soo....

Yeah ^^

That is why it doesn't get completely smothered when you accidentally wash it.

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Boufaka Yeah ^^ That is why it doesn't get completely smothered when you accidentally wash it.

but wouldn't it melt if you dried it? in america our money would just shrink 3 sizes

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