MOM = Made of Money
DAD = ?
Device (for) Acquiring Dollars
Dollars all day..?
DAD = Dough all Dispensed
That's the best I could come up with...
I wish my dad distributed alots of money.
Dishes Alot of Dollars?
DAD= Delightful Amazing Dad
compliments come a long way! Who knows Dad may give you more money than Mom ever would!
Dish All (the) Dough!
Guys, what actually happens is it DOES grow on parents, when they go to "work" they actually go to this secret building, lie down, and put a lotion on that grows money from their skin. Some are better at it, so thats why they get better pay.
What happens if they don't put the lotion on its skin?
It gets the hose...
They dont get money
You murder them
Oh my sad, misinformed friend, money doesn't grow off parents! You make it with flour, eggs, and sugar. That's how you make the dough.
You know a post is good when it's featured on the amirite twitter, amirite?
You know a post i good when it gets POTD, amirite?
Wait, no I'm not.
I was thinking about the futer post, but ok.
That, too. The futer post was POTD because Anthony felt like ing us. The post I replied with was POTD either because Anthony felt like having a democratic POTD or because it was New Year's Eve and Anthony was drunk.
How come I didn't see you on it?
She was probably anon
If a post is featured on the amirite? twitter it will, at sometime, become POTD.
Everyone listen. He seems to be good at theories.
But then again...there is that darn neutrino...
Do you not read recent news?
My parents have cash coming out of their skull instead of hair.
What about their pubes? If your mom wears a bikini bottom will she look like a stripper with money coming out of her ying-yang?
"Hey Mom, can I borrow some... Oh... Nevermind..."
"Yeah, I don't think you want some of my money..."
"Money? I was gonna ask for a couple of your pubes. Of course I want money!"
She plucks her snatch before swimming. Nobody likes wet money.
Sometimes money can grow on the ground.
I grows on them until you become an adult.. then it provides less and less.
Wack ass motherfucking POTD.
Sperm, shit, baby, idiotic comment.
God I wish this was true.
Thanks for at least listening!
Too bad you're not the real God... He's on here somewhere, though...
Is there something to get? I don't see why its POTD, anyone could have thought to write that.
Stop complaining, start entertaining.
Not really...besides the fact I feel guilty whenever I have to ask my parents for money, they almost always give me shit for it up to the point where it's really not worth asking. Hooray for no job...
But I suppose for others it could be true, and therefore, pretty clever :)
This should be potd.
And the sky should be blue. And gum should be chewy. And Rebecca Black should be a bad singer.
Oh, the possibilities...
It's funny because it is the goddam post of the freaking day
It's been POTD for twenty minutes. What the hell do you expect?
What I expected was
Long struggles with men
After continual straining
I should grow strong:
Then the rocks would shake
And I should rest long.
What I had not foreseen
Was the gradual day
Weakening the will
Leaking the brightness away,
The lack of good to touch
The fading of body and soul
Like smoke before wind
The wearing of Time,
And the watching of cripples pass
With limbs shaped like questions
In their odd twist.
The pulverous grief
Melting the bones with pity.
The sick falling from earth
These, I could not foresee.
For I had expected always
Some brightness to hold in trust,
Some final innocence
To save from dust;
That, hanging solid,
Would dangle through all
Like the created poem
Or the dazzling crystal.
(Sorry, it was the first thing I thought of.)
That is NOT how you write poetry on the POTD! I can see I'll have to show you, since you have nothing to say.
You first pick a topic; something you know well, or else rhyming words becomes a new kind of hell. You then choose a first line, really, anything will do, but you must then fit a similar word into line number two. Most people will make a point, or at least make a joke, but we'll all settle for simple rhyme if you panic and you choke.
Okay, have you got it now? Do you think you understand? Maybe in future you just shouldn't try if you don't think it'll be grand.
Freddy the Leprechaun is my invisible friend
He has lots of Marijuana he's willing to vend
You just need a lighter and a pocketful of dough
And he'll show you what's at the end of the rainbow
Remember to knock three times at the door
There've been police sniffing round, you can't just walk in anymore.
Remember to bring lots of food. a cupcake, at least.
when you find the gold treasure you'll feel like a feast.
Remember to never, EVER try to drive;
You'll pass a parked truck and thank God you're alive.
Lol no, I'm talking out my ass on this one. All I know on the subject is what my Health class covered.
your like the Dr. Suess of amirite. I appreciate that. Thanks.
There once was a woman that worked down by the dock.
She met her current boyfriend and started rubbing his-yeah, I'm not a poet.
epiphany Whoa! That's a poem too!
God I'm slow.
There once was a man from Argentina
Who dreamed he was a ballerina.
He woke with a start
To the pounding of his heart
In the middle of a bullfighting arena.
Tried too hard, man, too hard.
I think people are confused, I didn't write this, I saw this poem and your comment reminded me of it, so I copied and pasted it. No effort.
Right- being correct; or in a directional sense, opposite of left.
Write- not the same fucking thing.
Lets not make a habit of this.
I promise that's the last time I'll comment like that. I just have to bug you a little because you were so adamant the first time I pointed out your mistake that it was an accident, I just have to poke fun at you a little.
Who is this anyways?
This is anonymous..
I'll find out who you are...
When you do, send me a message.
Find me yet..?
Give me a day.
AH, I see. My apologies.
should have single spaced, bro
I did, I don't know why that happened
i mean technically money is paper and paper comes from trees, soo....
Money is made from linen and cotton, not paper.
Plastic? That's odd. I know that American money is made from linen and cotton because it survives longer than paper.
It's like 20 times harder to rip.
That is why it doesn't get completely smothered when you accidentally wash it.
but wouldn't it melt if you dried it? in america our money would just shrink 3 sizes