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Logically, if someone weighs the same as a duck, they're a witch. amirite?

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in b4 annoying kids with nonstop Monty Python quotes that are irrelevant to EVERYTHING.

@The_Chosen_One in b4 annoying kids with nonstop Monty Python quotes that are irrelevant to EVERYTHING.

No ones going to do that. Do you have a gash in your brain? I know, it's just a flesh wound......... Wait

@The_Chosen_One in b4 annoying kids with nonstop Monty Python quotes that are irrelevant to EVERYTHING.

this was funny. i dont care if it is irrelevant to everything, it's funny

reids avatar reid Yeah You Are +4Reply
@reid this was funny. i dont care if it is irrelevant to everything, it's funny

yes, the post is funny. the comments aren't. i think they are all annoying

@The_Chosen_One yes, the post is funny. the comments aren't. i think they are all annoying

oh i understand, i thought you were talking about the post itself, but now that know you were talking about people commenting random quotes from the movie i completely agree with you

reids avatar reid Yeah You Are 0Reply

"And what do you burn apart from witches?" "More witches!"

Anonymous +6Reply

She turned me into a newt! :(

MaxIsAwesomes avatar MaxIsAwesome Yeah You Are +5Reply
@A newt?

...I got better.

Anonymous +5Reply
@...I got better.

Burn her anyway!

Anonymous +3Reply

YOUR MOTHER WAS AN HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!

or small rocks??

No one expected this post to be made!

"We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Pitang-Zoom-Boing!".....I kinda didn't feel like writing a quote that had to do with witches, so.....yeah......

My baby's a witch?? :0

Anonymous +3Reply

What about bread?

Anonymous +2Reply

i have never in my life felt so excluded, as i did when i read all these comments....so many strange inside jokes...

Our class actually got to watch this scene for our university science class. it was awesome!

kiwipinks avatar kiwipink Yeah You Are +1Reply

Churches! Churches!

Button_Mushrooms avatar Button_Mushroom Yeah You Are +1Reply
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monty python

dickys avatar dicky Yeah You Are +4Reply

Witches exist on a diet of frog eyeballs, so naturally they'd be light.

Anonymous 0Reply

I still do not understand any of this....

justaskmes avatar justaskme Yeah You Are 0Reply
@justaskme I still do not understand any of this....

It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Mel_Bells avatar Mel_Bell Yeah You Are +8Reply
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