+203 Why do smoking commercials always say things like "We know it's hard, but you can do it"? I'm just saying, if they said something like "Stop being a little bitch and quit already, it's easy!" it'd probably be more effective. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "You know the secondhand smoke you selfishly spew out can kill other people, you selfish little fucker" would work too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While that's a good idea, I don't think it would be too effective. Some people have withdrawal symptoms (Where their body physically depends on the nicotine), and that would happen no matter what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"All the cool kids are doing it..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I gave that bitch a nicotine patch. Bitches love nicotine patches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago