+282 it's virtually impossible to get a girl pregnant if your sperm has to travel past her tonsils first, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahahaha funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And her entire digestive system... I think it's just impossible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, it's happened before. This girl gave her boyfriend a blow job, then got stabbed in the stomach with a knife, and the sperm somehow traveled into her uterus. I'm not lying, the article is right here, read it: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how could you not have a vagina?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, she did have a vagina (seeing as a vagina is the tubey thing leading to the uterus). What she didn't have was a proper "opening". A rare birth defect, but not unheard of.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry. I've had my tonsils removed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago