+746 The guy who invented chess must have made it up as he went along. "What the hell, you can't capture my bishop!" "Yes I can, pawns capture diagonally, remember?" "That wasn't how it worked yesterday!" amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That dude probably pissed someone off when he made the knight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Ha! Check mate! My pieces are all in the perfect position. My king is 3 spaces--" "HELL NAW. Kings only move ONE space at a time." "What the hell? Since when?" "...Since now."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love all the wacky movements, though. It makes the game more interesting.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's like that episode of Friends.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*moves pawn from beside one piece to the square behind it* "Captured" "No fucking way, the pawn never touched the space mine was on!" "It's a move. It's called 'En Passant' " "Man, this is some bullshit game you made up!" "Yeah, also my king is over in this corner which means I just got uh.... 'Schklorbst Makaut' so I win"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"my king and knight can fuse and switch positions, NO CHECK-MATE FOR YOU" "....I don't even.."

by Anonymous 14 years ago