+2,544 Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they could, they would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they don't have enough time...that's where we come in. We're Avi and Jessica and Jao Sun's personal problem-solvers!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's usually you doing the calculating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, I'm pretty sure that eagles don't need to calculate the angle of depression it needs to swoop down to eat a rabbit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a good idea. Piggy-back rides are more fun than bike rides.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): bow chicka wow wow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1156070 (I_Love_Cheesecake): NO! Just piggy-back rides! What is wrong with you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Laura, Davontae, Xi Lang, and DaQuon are meeting Avi at the market. They all live x blocks from Market Street and the tilt of the street is y. So what will the acceleration of their bikes be if a=xy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fork. 243. Apple. Cheese taco. Vaginas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

e=mc^2

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey! My name is Laura! I'm pretty sure I go iPod miles an hour.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is avi going to meet JaQounDa and Shaqueefa at the bank when they get their monthly compounded interest loan?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nor am I going to buy 106 watermelons and give 78 out then find out how tall is Ryan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where do the math textbook makers get all of the pictures of the kids anyway? Are there, like, math textbook photo-shoots that call for Asian, black, Mexican, and handicapped kids dressed in really retro sweaters and flamboyant patterned sweatpants?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought Avi was a girl...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually know a guy named Avi irl. And even if it was a girl what if she's a lesbian! Sheesh! Just kidding :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.avi-writer.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Avi is amazing and I love her with all my heart, ;) she knows who this is..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i sat beside a guy named Avi in math last year! he was from malaysia :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know an Indian dude named Avi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BonQuiQui, Shanaynay, Lataytay, Watermelonique, and Abbiniqua are all going to work at KFC. they all start out with $5.30 an hour. Abbiniqua and Watermelonique get raises and recieve $7.30 an hour. will Abbiniqua and Watermelonique make more money together in 5 hours than BonQuiQui, Shanaynay and Lataytay in 3 hours? Explain Dawg!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my old math book the publishers made the names go along with the problems. (Ex: Robin Banks just robbed a bank...*insert algebra problem*) But some of them were jokes, like a person was Calvin Butterballs xDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is this so funny?? Hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago