It's irritating when your computer freezes, so you scroll your mouse up and down, but it's really funny to watch it bounce up and down a bunch of times when your computer regains consciousness. amirite?

If the article is long enough, I hold page up and page down at the same time. Same effect, but it can last more than a whole minute if you're not careful. works even when the computer isn't frozen.

Haha that stuff happens? I wouldn't know. I have a Mac.