+315 God must have a great sense of humour to create bacon, the most amazing food ever, and then not let his chosen people, the Jews, eat it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think muslims don't eat pork either but I might be wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very helpful and intellectual, relevant comment. If I were to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being very bad and 10 being very good, I would rate it a 10. I am glad you have imparted the knowledge unto me with this comment. Also, I think giraffes don't eat bacon, but I could be wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but pigs might

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aren't we touchy today. Do you need a hug?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, Muslims don't eat pork (my friend's dad is Muslim, I'm not just a know-it-all).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I touch myself to your picture

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And what makes you think I give a damn? go get a girlfriend, fool. or register as a sex offender, I don't know how old you are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm half Jewish by birth, and I like bacon. Rather a bacon-eater than a serial killer, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is your mom or your dad Jewish?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're fully Jewish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've been told. I only consider myself half though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're wrong. You are either jewish or you are not jewish, you can't be 50%

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Religion is a choice. My dad is Christian, my mom is Jewish. I choose to be half of each.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well your choice is wrong

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says the one trying to do the impossible. You can't be half jewish dude get over yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Turkey bacon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago