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God must have a great sense of humour to create bacon, the most amazing food ever, and then not let his chosen people, the Jews, eat it, amirite?

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I think muslims don't eat pork either but I might be wrong

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@I think muslims don't eat pork either but I might be wrong

Very helpful and intellectual, relevant comment. If I were to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being very bad and 10 being very good, I would rate it a 10. I am glad you have imparted the knowledge unto me with this comment.

Also, I think giraffes don't eat bacon, but I could be wrong

I'm half Jewish by birth, and I like bacon.
Rather a bacon-eater than a serial killer, amirite?

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Well, being Jewish is a race, and Judaism is a religion. So there are people who are part of the Jewish race who don't follow the religion, and vice-versa.

@emma_violin Well, being Jewish is a race, and Judaism is a religion. So there are people who are part of the Jewish race who...

Jewish is an adjective describing the state of being a Jew, or a member of the tribe of Judah, in which all members follow Judaism, so as Saadyiah said, you either follow the religion or you don't.

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@Jewish is an adjective describing the state of being a Jew, or a member of the tribe of Judah, in which all members...

Well it's not really that either you follow the religion or not. Even if one doesn't want to be religious there are so many beautiful traditions that can make one identify himself with his people that won't tie him down to the label 'religious'

@My mom.

Then you're fully Jewish.

technons avatar technon Yeah You Are +7Reply
@technon Then you're fully Jewish.

I've been told. I only consider myself half though

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@I've been told. I only consider myself half though

Then you're wrong. You are either jewish or you are not jewish, you can't be 50%

@Device Then you're wrong. You are either jewish or you are not jewish, you can't be 50%

Religion is a choice. My dad is Christian, my mom is Jewish. I choose to be half of each.

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@Stupid.

Says the one trying to do the impossible. You can't be half jewish dude get over yourself.

Turkey bacon.

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