+151 How long till Bear Grylls eats an actual bear? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

After he drinks his piss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how til he drinks something other than his own piss?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't that be cannibalism?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When bear grylls grills a bear, the bear will be grilled by grylls

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Depends; how many elephant turds are left on Earth?

by Anonymous 12 years ago