I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?

Same thing, except physically. One time I meant to high-five my friend but instead I brutally murderfucked her.

Same thing with me and my sister! I intended to say, "Hand me the bread," but instead I said, "OK, it's time for me to confess to you guys that Dad molested me when I was 8." You know, sometimes my mind just wanders off like that! It's kinda weird.

alltime favorite post.

Are you by any chance in my psycology class? Becasue we just talked about this joke lol

Hehehhe. I think this counts as a work of art.

This is the best one yet. <3

What is this from...? I'm sure it's a TV show or something...

I don't get it :(

Niles says this in the TV series 'Frasier'. I think...

i dont get it

Once, I tried to feed a squirrel, but by accident I licked it. Oh well, it still boosted my self-esteem.