+1,215 I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same thing with me and my sister! I intended to say, "Hand me the bread," but instead I said, "OK, it's time for me to confess to you guys that Dad molested me when I was 8." You know, sometimes my mind just wanders off like that! It's kinda weird.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same thing, except physically. One time I meant to high-five my friend but instead I brutally murderfucked her.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm going to use the word murderfucked from now on... :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What is this from...? I'm sure it's a TV show or something...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Once, I tried to feed a squirrel, but by accident I licked it. Oh well, it still boosted my self-esteem.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

alltime favorite post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehehhe. I think this counts as a work of art.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiPzM98h7NA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you by any chance in my psycology class? Becasue we just talked about this joke lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://bit.ly/gqKY go there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. He meant to ask his mother "please pass the salt," but what he said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is the best one yet. <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't get it :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Anonymous): http://bit.ly/PHT8T http://bit.ly/14ympS Go to those in order. They will answer your questions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://tinyurl.com/ydr7uk4

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Niles says this in the TV series 'Frasier'. I think...

by Anonymous 14 years ago