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I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?

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Same thing, except physically. One time I meant to high-five my friend but instead I brutally murderfucked her.

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Polarthebear is that you?

Same thing with me and my sister! I intended to say, "Hand me the bread," but instead I said, "OK, it's time for me to confess to you guys that Dad molested me when I was 8." You know, sometimes my mind just wanders off like that! It's kinda weird.

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BoatsandHoess avatar BoatsandHoes Yeah You Are +11Reply

alltime favorite post.

brohemians avatar brohemian Yeah You Are +9Reply

Are you by any chance in my psycology class? Becasue we just talked about this joke lol

Hehehhe. I think this counts as a work of art.

This is the best one yet. <3

Anonymous +3Reply

What is this from...? I'm sure it's a TV show or something...

Anonymous +1Reply

I don't get it :(

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@I don't get it :(

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Deathbubbles avatar Deathbubble Yeah You Are +4Reply

Niles says this in the TV series 'Frasier'. I think...

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i dont get it

@mightyguy82 i dont get it

He made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. He meant to ask his mother "please pass the salt," but what he said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life."

Nicks avatar Nick Yeah You Are +2Reply

Once, I tried to feed a squirrel, but by accident I licked it. Oh well, it still boosted my self-esteem.

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