+299 A child is like a blank slate. They make a horrible screeching sound when you drag your nails across their face. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Charming . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and they fall over when you chop them with an axe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was about to make a John Locke reference...but geez.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm cringing at the thought of the slate screeching...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just made me laugh out loud in class. Loved the awkward looks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago