They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3543478/ns/health-sexual_health/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed because his last name is "Hardin."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Laugh at this name http://www.theblaze.com/stories/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-30-arrested-on-weapon-drug-charges/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one of the teachers at my school is named steph hardee.... stiff hardy hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the principle and vice principle at my old school were named Mr Hooker and Mr Hick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My old principal was named Mr. Weiner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My principle's name is Mr. White. Which, if you spelled backwards, switched around some letters, and drew it over a pentagram, spelled out Mr. Chokes-on-Dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not firing the gun at all would probably be the safest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or anal sex. Can't get pregnant from that. Don't be a chump. Put it in her rump. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually you can get pregnant from that and it severely increases the chances of contracting STD's and other diseases that like to hang out in the blood because the tissue in your rectum and large intestine is not as sturdy as a vagina. It can tear much more easily. And if there is sperm anywhere near the vagina, there is a possibility of getting pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can get pregnant from anal sex? http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg?1302279173

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There could be a leakage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The chances are almost zero.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And about the STD's my comment was a joke about pregnancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The anus is the end of a really long tube known as the digestive system. The vagina connects to uterus which is completely unconnected to the large intestine, small intestine, or anything of the like. Therefore, leakage is virtually impossible unless your internal organs are punctured, in which case you might want to seek some serious medical help before engaging in any kind of sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Leaking isn't taking about the inside DUMMY! It was talking about the holes being next to each other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, firing a gun that doesn't have any bullets would be equally safe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can die of fright from the sound of a gunshot. O.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think you'll have that problem with a penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not with my penis hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually someone has died from firing a gun with no bullets as he held it tio close to his head to prove there was no bullets

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am I supposed to practice my love of necrophilia if I can't kill any girl I want with a gun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You take the old-fashioned route and dig them up or steal them from a morgue, obviously. You're clearly a rookie necro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pokemon don't have sex. Eggs just magically appear. God... you don't even know how your own kind reproduces. That's like me not knowing about the Storks and the Bees.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Male birth control could potentially keep people from using condoms. Think about it: People don't think disease protection when they think condom, they think pregnancy prevention. If you have the guy use a pill and the girl use a pill people will think they can't get pregnant and skip out on the condom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's their problem. Smart people will still use condoms and or get their partners checked out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because only dumb people have unprotected sex, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never said that and that's isn't what I was trying to imply either. But if you think about it, you kind of have to be pretty stupid to not ensure that you fully protected at all cost. It depends on who you're with. If its a one night stand with a stranger you are a dumbass lets face it. Longtime bf/gf not so much of a dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good point, but dumb people are less likely to use protection, and unfortunately procreate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it really sucks how we've managed to override natural selection like that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a lot harder to make one for men. Women produce an egg once a month. Men constantly produce semen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know what you meant, but for some reason this made me imagine every women laying an egg once a month.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yet we still have to take it everyday...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. That shows how hard it would be to make one for a man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While in theory you are onto something, it is slightly incorrect in what you are implying. Although women only produce an egg each month(occasionally more than one which sometimes leads to twins, triplets, etc) there is still the possibility of getting pregnant more than simply one day a month. Sperm can live in the vagina for a few days, I believe(correct me if I am wrong). The reason women take birth control every day is because it is ineffective if taken sporadically. If a woman took a birth control pill two days ago and has unprotected sex today, she could possibly get pregnant because the effects wear off. Just as with most birth control pills, the woman has to take them for around a month before they are fully effective in preventing pregnancy. That being said, in theory, a male birth control pill would be effective in this perspective. It doesn't matter how often the sex cells are produced, just that eggs and sperm are prevented from mixing with each other. However, birth control pills have a dosage of hormones that cause the woman's body to think she is already pregnant, minus the pregnancy symptoms, therefore causing insemination to be virtually impossible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too long, but I still read it. You seem to know a lot more on the subject than I do so I guess you're probably right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh. I'm a psychology major. We learn a lot about sex. Lol. But thank you for reading the long post =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anything for you. Anything but writing out your username.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh, I'll accept that =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

About the effects wearing off: It depends on what kind. Dual-hormone kinds you can occasionally forget a day and be ok. Single hormone pills require stricter habits. If it's with the dual-hormone, you probably won't get pregnant for a few weeks after taking the pill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Birth control pills even for woman are not 100%... Unfortunetely

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, women don't produce an egg every month. They release one in ovulation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ovulation happens generally once a month. Thus, the egg is released.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you thought I meant they make one every month... In which case, let me clarify. I meant they produce an egg from the ovaries that is ready to be fertilized. I didn't mean they make it right then for the first time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well we'd only have to take like 50 a day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couldn't you just do something about this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They were developing one like a year ago. Channel nine news mentioned it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called a vasectomy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Because with Birth Control, you can discontinue your usage whenever you want. With that, you permanently remove the ability to reproduce.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice analogy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know where I heard this, but I guess they attempted making a pill for guys. Apparently it caused slight shrinkage and less satisfaction so they discontinued the study and kept making in for girls. The development for the pill for girls has caused death and still men won't just suck it up and be an inch smaller. just sayin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An inch smaller!? That's all I have!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know why, but this made me seriously lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's because I'm amazing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And small?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amazingly small. <--geddit?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I do... geddit..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's easier to forget to remove one bullet than to forget a 3 inch by 3 inch square of fabric.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Birth control pills trick the woman's body into thinking she is already pregnant by supplying a dosage of hormones which is why the woman's period is often lighter or even nonexistent while on the pill. The symptoms of pregnancy just do not occur. These hormones prevent the eggs from being fertilized. Men aren't going to be the ones getting pregnant anyway, so hormones would not effect them. The only thing that could happen is chemical castration, which in theory would be good because it causes the sperm to be ineffective, but even from a girl's point of few it doesn't sound very pleasant. Guys generally take care of the condoms, girls can take care of the birth control pills. It's really not difficult to take a little pill every day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree that it's really not that hard to take a pill everyday (although I have to admit, I love the week of the sugar pills because I don't even take them, and don't have to worry about remembering) however, not all women want to be on the pill due to the side affects and risks. Sure they may be slim, but they're still there. And for women who know they have an increase chance of these affects and risks, they're probably going to be even more inclined to not get on it. It's not always a matter of being lazy, but of having concerns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't mean to imply that it is due to laziness. A lot of the times it is about the concerns of side effects. However, if the woman is concerned about the side effects, then the majority of them wouldn't want their sex partner to have to deal with the side effects of a male birth control pill. In that case, the couple would probably choose an alternative contraceptive besides the pill. You brought up a good point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Another reason some girls don't want to go on birth control: the cost.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure how it is in other countries, but in the United States, free birth control is available to anyone. Also, I'll let you in on a little secret. Condoms can get pretty expensive too. If a girl doesn't want to take birth control pills then hey, she doesn't have to. I'm just saying that guys shouldn't be expected to be the only ones taking care of the protection.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

condoms are 99% effective and super duper cheap. Don't fix something if it ain't broke, yesyes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless it's like Community and the free condoms distributed safe-sex rally had holes in them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We always have Abed to warn us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if it's evil abed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then God help us all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you still wanna use the other option in case it does get broken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Condoms feel weird. You might as well go for the better one, even if it's just by a bit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Condoms are 80% effective.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/57692

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you just come up with these on the spot or do you have some giant library of cat pictures for every situation that ever happened ever?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm are those //boobs// ? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im surprised you recognize something you've never seen...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except I'm a girl. I have a tank top just like that, so I'm pretty sure the cat is laying on her stomach and her boobs are showing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/57694 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just pull out aye..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/57696

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TIME FOR PROTECTION JOKES Don't be silly, cover your willy. Don't be a prick, cover your dick. Don't be wrong, cover your wong. Don't be a flunky, cover your monkey. If you want to ride, cover the hide. Don't be a fool, cover your tool. -What did the Penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.- When using your sword, don't forget your sheild. If your dick ain't packaged, go home and whack it. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. Before you shank her, cover up your wanker. troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, STD's are contagious, so watch who you screw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now for an abstinence joke! Sex can wait. Masturbate! Of course. I can't do that this week.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Samesies. I feel you bro. NO WANK WEEK!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course, wearing a bulletproof vest doesn't stop you getting your brains blown out every so often by a shooter that's slightly smarter than the rest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or pistol whipped. I believe the term for it is "mushroom stamp" although I could be mistaken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wearing condoms is one form of birth control for men. As for the "taking the bullets out of the gun", a vasectomy would do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They do it's called a vasectomy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago