Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness.", amirite?

That would be ineffective on me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bummer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1252147 (Vepix): Wow, You must have taken that medication that has a side effect of being a downer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It appears you've had too much of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTUkAJYEm64

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there are good side effects also. If the pill you're taking does what it's supposed to, that's good and it's because of the pill unless you just have super human healing powers

by Anonymous 14 years ago

then those wouldn't be "side effects" it would just be the primary reason you are even taking the pill

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, say you're taking something for pain, but it also makes you very focused and in a good mood. Those would still be "side effects". But yeah, I agree with you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

because you take medicine for the sole purpose of its benefits. youre not gonna take a tylenol for aches and then the side effects say "oh and also may relieve pain" -_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I concur. If it's positive that that's going to be the purpose of the medicine

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called Birth Control! It generally makes your boobie bigger!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Uniboob? shmexy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really?? Interesting...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This. Women often take birth control pills not just for the primary reason, but because it can regulate menstrual cycles and general hormone levels - I know a few lesbians who are on the Pill for that reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It clears up acne too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on the pill because me and my girlfriend wanted to control our periods so they happened at the same time to free up more time for sex. The bigger boobies are just an added bonus. Can't hate on them Ds

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but it also causes weight gain :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think not taking birth control does that too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

touche, sir, touche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touché has an accent mark.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

douche doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good to know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It can also cause depression :

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they would definitely add that in the description

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That should be on the Viagra label...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yrY9YO3tc&feature=channel_video_title

by Anonymous 14 years ago

birth control pill makes your boobs bigger! smile

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why is this voted down? Not everyone reads all the comments to know this was already posted. Besides, at least this chick is talking about BOTH boobs growing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry they haven't created a magic pill yet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you ever read the back of an Axe bottle?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

have you ever read the back of an axe handle? it says "i chop things".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you ever read the braille on the blade of an axe? It's a very specific kind of braille, easiest to decipher when the blade is lodged somewhere between your shoulder blades.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well...you could give it to your enemy, and then the negative side effects will be positive for you. WAHAHA---wait did I just say that out loud...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Positive side effect: May cause extreme sexiness Negative side effect: Will forget ever reading that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, there are a few "positive" side-effects out there, like birth control that gets rid of acne(not the ones designed specifically to do so) and giving you slightly bigger boobs, or codeine which I hear gives you awesome highs if you abuse it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think a lot of medicines give you awesome highs when abused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Slightly bigger? I had to get all new bras... Maybe it's just the pill I'm on. My sister is on a different pill and her boobs haven't grown, but me and my friend are on the same pill and we both went up at least 2 full cup sizes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Side effects are: depression, rage, suicidal thoughts, laziness and extreme sexiness."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Suicidal thoughts. Psh, who cares. If i'm going to kill myself, might as well be gorgeous while tossing myself out a window.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, you gotta look good for the news.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you were above that kind of stuff?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Element 115: "Side effects include death from being too sexy."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like your name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like your style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shrooms Side effects: Tripping balls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Viagra side effects: tripping on your balls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's more like Old Man Sack Syndrome. OMSS is a serious condition occurring in men over 65. If your balls sag lower than your knee caps, consult a physician immediately.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They don't do that because they are too busy developing a medicine that would ONLY do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you hate it when you're a cartoon animal and you develop an aftershave that causes extreme sexiness, but only to a species other than your own?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't need it. I'm just so gosh darn sexy already. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I seen increased libido as a side effect before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alcohol?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i swear.... she really was attractive last night

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I'm the only one who gets that special tingley feeling when I read side effects and see anal seapage?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because if it were any good, that's what they would claim the main purpose of the pill is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, take some shots of tequila and I guarantee everyone in the room will be fuckable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your username makes me think of an enema. I guess that could make you sexy to someone who likes butt sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because I've been told that before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Directions: take two oxycontins by mouth. Feel really good. How do you not see the positive side effects? Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Directions: take two oxycontins by mouth. Feel really good. How do you not see the positive side effects? Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I liked this post before it bacame mainstearm.

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I liked it before mainstearm even existed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

either I have horrible memory, or the POTD changed probably the former

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I watched a stand up comedian perform this joke a couple moths back

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Latisse (that stuff you put on your eyelashes to make them grow) was discovered when patients were taking a different medication and they noticed their eyelashes growing alot. Also, Viagra was first a heart medication, but a side effect was getting a boner. I'd say both of those side effects are pretty positive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The problem with having positive side-effects, is you would still need to seek medical attention for conditions lasting longer than X-amount of time. =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and yet i doubt anyone would get medical help for having extreme sexiness

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if the side-effect went along the lines of an erection lasting more than so many hours, I could see it as a negative effect, as well as a positive one. *shrugs*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

true, true indeed -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we'd have a bunch of overdosers on our hands...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That could potentially be a negative side effect. For example, what if you became too sexy for your shirt, and then you had to buy a whole new wardrobe? Or if you were so sexy it HURT? You'd be getting kicked out of parties, and not to mention you'd never be able to visit Milan, New York, or Japan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Axe body spray says it will cause unrelenting female attention and or late nights in the company of others. Not really true but i'll take what I can get.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is one good side-effect I see sometimes: It may make you drowsy. Which is just a depressing way of saying it'll help you sleep. I like to sleep.

by Anonymous 3 years ago