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Also about side effects and medication
+197You've never suffered from any of the weird side effects of a medication, like the ones on commercials, except maybe drowsiness, amirite?
Also about side effects and medication
+166You've kind of wished that you'd have one of the crazy side effects while on a medication just so you'd have a cool story to tell, amirite?
That would be ineffective on me.
You're unBEARably sexy. I'll leave now.
That comment was BEARly relevant. I would be emBEARassed as a admin of this site. I know im punny... Hold your aPAWause
It's relevant to the comment I replied to. The point about being on topic is that it's on topic with wherever the conversation thread goes. Your comment has got exactly zero to do with the post but It's a reply to me so it's fine.
I hope you understand how "conversations" work now. I can't think of any more bear related jokes, sorry HONEY.
http://www.instantostrich.com/
Whenever I see this link posted I think that it says 'instant to rich' and wonder what get rich quick internet scams have to do with anything.
What does that even have to do with this
It appears you've had too much of this.
Bummer.
@1252147 (Vepix): Wow, You must have taken that medication that has a side effect of being a downer.
That should be on the Viagra label...
because you take medicine for the sole purpose of its benefits. youre not gonna take a tylenol for aches and then the side effects say "oh and also may relieve pain" -_-
I concur. If it's positive that that's going to be the purpose of the medicine
Well there are good side effects also. If the pill you're taking does what it's supposed to, that's good and it's because of the pill unless you just have super human healing powers
then those wouldn't be "side effects" it would just be the primary reason you are even taking the pill
Well, say you're taking something for pain, but it also makes you very focused and in a good mood. Those would still be "side effects". But yeah, I agree with you
"Side effects are: depression, rage, suicidal thoughts, laziness and extreme sexiness."
Suicidal thoughts. Psh, who cares. If i'm going to kill myself, might as well be gorgeous while tossing myself out a window.
Yea, you gotta look good for the news.
I thought you were above that kind of stuff?
It's called Birth Control! It generally makes your boobie bigger!
Uniboob? shmexy
This is true! Plus it has stopped me from getting pregnant.
this makes me think of junior haha.
This.
Women often take birth control pills not just for the primary reason, but because it can regulate menstrual cycles and general hormone levels - I know a few lesbians who are on the Pill for that reason.
It clears up acne too
I'm on the pill because me and my girlfriend wanted to control our periods so they happened at the same time to free up more time for sex. The bigger boobies are just an added bonus. Can't hate on them Ds
but it also causes weight gain :/
i think not taking birth control does that too.
touche, sir, touche.
Touché has an accent mark.
douche doesn't.
Good to know.
It can also cause depression :
Really?? Interesting...
I'm blushing...Negative side effect of getting a compliment.
That's like those random sticky notes that say "You're beautiful" on bathroom mirrors.
Positive side effect: May cause extreme sexiness
Negative side effect: Will forget ever reading that.
Shrooms
Side effects: Tripping balls.
Viagra
side effects: tripping on your balls
That's more like Old Man Sack Syndrome. OMSS is a serious condition occurring in men over 65. If your balls sag lower than your knee caps, consult a physician immediately.
Well...you could give it to your enemy, and then the negative side effects will be positive for you. WAHAHA---wait did I just say that out loud...?
Because they would definitely add that in the description
Element 115: "Side effects include death from being too sexy."
I like your name.
I like your style.
That could potentially be a negative side effect. For example, what if you became too sexy for your shirt, and then you had to buy a whole new wardrobe? Or if you were so sexy it HURT? You'd be getting kicked out of parties, and not to mention you'd never be able to visit Milan, New York, or Japan.
Don't you hate it when you're a cartoon animal and you develop an aftershave that causes extreme sexiness, but only to a species other than your own?
Actually, there are a few "positive" side-effects out there, like birth control that gets rid of acne(not the ones designed specifically to do so) and giving you slightly bigger boobs, or codeine which I hear gives you awesome highs if you abuse it.
I think a lot of medicines give you awesome highs when abused.
Slightly bigger? I had to get all new bras... Maybe it's just the pill I'm on. My sister is on a different pill and her boobs haven't grown, but me and my friend are on the same pill and we both went up at least 2 full cup sizes.
You do realize you think your dad is sexy?
hourly*
So I'm the only one who gets that special tingley feeling when I read side effects and see anal seapage?
They don't do that because they are too busy developing a medicine that would ONLY do that.
I liked this post before it bacame mainstearm.
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I liked it before mainstearm even existed.
we'd have a bunch of overdosers on our hands...
I seen increased libido as a side effect before.
Latisse (that stuff you put on your eyelashes to make them grow) was discovered when patients were taking a different medication and they noticed their eyelashes growing alot. Also, Viagra was first a heart medication, but a side effect was getting a boner. I'd say both of those side effects are pretty positive.
Because if it were any good, that's what they would claim the main purpose of the pill is.
Alcohol?
i swear.... she really was attractive last night
Axe body spray says it will cause unrelenting female attention and or late nights in the company of others. Not really true but i'll take what I can get.
:D
I wouldn't need it. I'm just so gosh darn sexy already. lol
I've heard that spelling chemotherapy correctly is even sexier.
Lol, take some shots of tequila and I guarantee everyone in the room will be fuckable.
Your username makes me think of an enema. I guess that could make you sexy to someone who likes butt sex.
It's funny because I've been told that before.
Directions: take two oxycontins by mouth. Feel really good. How do you not see the positive side effects? Haha
either I have horrible memory, or the POTD changed
probably the former
I watched a stand up comedian perform this joke a couple moths back
The problem with having positive side-effects, is you would still need to seek medical attention for conditions lasting longer than X-amount of time. =P
and yet i doubt anyone would get medical help for having extreme sexiness
Well, if the side-effect went along the lines of an erection lasting more than so many hours, I could see it as a negative effect, as well as a positive one. shrugs
true, true indeed -_-
Directions: take two oxycontins by mouth. Feel really good. How do you not see the positive side effects? Haha
birth control pill makes your boobs bigger!
Why is this voted down? Not everyone reads all the comments to know this was already posted. Besides, at least this chick is talking about BOTH boobs growing.
Have you ever read the back of an Axe bottle?
have you ever read the back of an axe handle? it says "i chop things".
It says something like "may cause unwavering female attention." Not true, but funny.
Have you ever read the braille on the blade of an axe? It's a very specific kind of braille, easiest to decipher when the blade is lodged somewhere between your shoulder blades.
Sorry they haven't created a magic pill yet.