+258 The stories that you are going to tell your children to inform them of how rough your life was sound really lame in your head. For example, "When i was your age it took 10 minutes to get to school, by car!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dost qu0th the optimistically bitter gen-Yner: "Meh. I was around when humans had to get down on their hands and knees and Make Love. It was dirty, filthy, sweaty occupation and the hours of labour were unforgiving, but damn if it didn't build another human."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"When I was hungry, I started the epic journey to the fridge!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We used to sit on our butts and read amirite posts every 10minutes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back when I was your age, I couldn't get wifi when I was driving.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day we had to carry heavy textbooks, not your magic little e-books! And we LIKED it! Wait..no we didn't. In fact I'm very jealous of you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"When I was your age we used to text, typing each and every word, one letter at a time! You should be grateful you have it easy! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. Stop mental-chatting with your friend! I know it when you do, I'm NOT stupid you know."

by Anonymous 12 years ago