If you are backing out of your driveway, and you hit a baby then you shouldnt feel guilty because it was the baby's fault, it shouldnt have been there in the first place. amirite?

-145 If you are backing out of your driveway, and you hit a baby then you shouldnt feel guilty because it was the baby's fault, it shouldnt have been there in the first place. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No its the parents fault for putting their fucking baby behind your car.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. Fuck that baby! Hit it twice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP is thinking: "Trollololol, lololol, lololol!!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The least the baby can do is pay to get the bloodstains off the car

by Anonymous 11 years ago

On a somewhat related note, I read a story about a teenage guy who got killed by a drunk driver. The government then charged his mom $100 for them to clean his remains off the road. Just goes to show you, no matter how ridiculous and hyperbolic you think you're being, the government has you beat.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE PERSONAL.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can help

by Anonymous 11 years ago

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wow, lame post

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Even if it's not entirely your fault, I'm thinking most people would still feel guility.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh my gosh, I laughed so much harder than I should have. I'm suggesting this for POTD

by Anonymous 11 years ago