THIS IS GOLDEN. this should be POTD april 29th.
Are you from the futer?
that kid will never be able to live that post down
Being proud of that post seems IMHO like being proud that you gave such a ridiculously wrong answer that the teacher is still making fun of you for it several weeks later.
I didn't write it teacher, My friend from Korea wrote it! He sometimes attends class instead of me when I'm too bored
No because then God wouldn't exist.
No, only if we made a time macne.
I have a time macne and I am offended.
Somebody said my name.
Jesus its a big inside joke orgy
Ahem... WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IN YOUR MIND WHEN YOU PREDICT THE FUTURE?!
@1199183 (Julian): OHMYGAWD!!!!
No one's ever offered me a ride of their time macne before! THIS IS THE BEST. DAY. EVER!!!
My lads, let us venture into this club. Apparently the women have their garters showing!
This joke is pretty old but it's still a classic.
Of course. Nothing good on this site is ever original.
Of course. Everything bad under this site is never unoriginal. Think about that u ninja...
I am not a ninja and I am offended.
Nothing is original. Period. Everything you do is a recreation of something else someone has said or done before. Prove me wrong.
no im pretty sure you have to prove a statement like that true... we dont have to prove it false...
It's much easier to prove it is wrong. You can't truly prove it is true, you can only have many good examples of why it is true in some cases. If you find one case where it is false, then you don't have to waste your time finding another because you know it is false. On the other hand, if you find one case where it is true you know it is only true in that case, so you must find more cases where it is true until you have found every case where it is true which is nearly impossible to do due to your mortalness.
okay... how do you think comedians even have jobs in the first place... without original material, no one would think they are funny anymore. Not to mention, lets say someone first comes out with an invention, like the airplane.... The Wright brothers probably said something along the lines of "Dude, we are SO fly" .... therefore, an original joke because the airplane was just created.
It's 2011. I think it's pretty much an accepted fact that anything a person can say has already been said a thousand times before, anything they can do, or think, has been thought a thousand times before, and everything is just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy.
well a lot of things are... but if new inventions are always coming out, then new material must always be coming out as well.
The "joke" category doesn't imply that the joke is unoriginal.
nor does it imply that its original
Unless you're into that kind of thing ;)
Or if he was feeling a little cheap he could just get his grandmother in person and offer her to a stripper, "One does thank you for your divine services, you may lick my grandmother as a means of payment"
Imagine that being all over the news. Aaaaaawkward.
At least it's not his grandpa's ;)
I predict this will be post of the day on April 29th because Anthony said so.
Good guess. Too bad your mad skills will be deleted and unappreciated.
Talking to yourself? Go see a therapist to check out your schizophrenia.
As do I.
Schizophrenia isn't talking to yourself, you fucking idiot.
It's seeing things that aren't there, and talking to yourself when you THINK you are talking to them. God, stop being so literal.
Hahahahaha considering I'm I'm AP psychology, I know what schizophrenia is. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. We did not learn of a schizophrenia in which you talk to yourself, out of disorganized, paranoid, and catatonic
Paranoid, the most common type, sometimes results in visual and audio hallucinations, as well as a skewed perception of reality.
A person affected may try to talk to these hallucinations, giving the appearance to anyone watching that they are talking to themselves.
how'd you know it was april 29 o.o
Well, not personally, but it was on the amirite Facebook page and I guessed this one since it seemed best.
You hinted that it would be about the Royal wedding didn't you?
I predict a riot.
Sir, that was the worst mental image I have ever had throughout my entire lifetime.
WORST POTD EVER.
Jk It's really good.
On another note, does the prince even get a bachelor party?
Yeah, but I think it was a few weeks ago, probably not as OUT THERE as some parties, such as dressing up in a mankini. I think he had it in a private country estate.
FRIGGIN HILARRRRIOUSS BRAH. made me completely crack up hahah i am sooo telling people this.
You're not ever going to give credit to where you got this from? I know I've heard this before.
credit goes to a random conversation I had with a friend.
Well, strippers in America have tons of already dead men in their vaginas...
Sure this is funny but it's really an overused joke.
Yeah, very overused because William gets married every second week. Honestly, the number of bachelor parties that prince has is sickening. :)
Also bro, if you follow the train of belief that God is everywhere and in everything, whenever you visit a strip club, you're putting your dad near a stripper's hoochie.
But if God is everywhere, isn't he already there?
Yeah, but now he's there twice.
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
Simon, you are correct. But please, don't remind me.
Queen Elizabeth II is such a GILF that it's not even funny. How I would love to watch those flappy jugs flap up and down in the moonlit sky...
Your writing is so refined for one so... fucked up.
Now you made me giggle.
There must be some money without her picture, or he could use coins - or some usa money.
Stolen from Time Magazine's Awesome Column on the May 16th Issue by Joel Stein.
"And all of us feel horrible for William since, at his bachelor party, he must have had to stick money with his grandmother's face on it into strippers' G-strings."
(hahaha... you fail): 1. I posted this on april 16th so joel stein has an originality fail. 2. I live in South Africa and we've only gotten the may 2 edition.
Am I a retard for not getting the post? Or maybe I'm just blissfully unaware...
oh, i get it now :D
I don't really get it...
READ THE COMMENTS, it's been explained about 9 times.
I read like half of it, mostly using that (kind of killed) cliche about the futer.
what were there strippers at the royal wedding or something? lol
like "tia did it"?
still wanna explain it to me?
sigh. At bachelor parties guys tend to get strippers and its stereotypically traditional to tip those strippers by putting notes/bills into their gstrings. So seeing as William was getting married, he'd have a bachelors party. And the british notes have the queens face on it. It'd be mighty awkawrd to tip a stripper with money that has your grandma's face on it. (The queen is Williams grandmother)
i dont get it
Then crawl out of your cave and live a little.
Me neither. Could someone explain it...?
English notes have the Queen on them.
If he goes to a strip club, and puts money into her underwear to pay her (I've personally never seen anyone do this in real life, but that's the way it's shown on TV), then any currency he uses will have the Queen's face on it.
Oh, I just remembered, Americans call notes "bills" or something?
But yeah, note means the same thing - paper money.
Oh thanks, yeah I just didn't get the note part. Yeah note=bill is helpful.
Ok, I know this is an old post, so sorry about the notification everyone, but why the hell is Meandmycat's comment voted down so much when all they did was ask a question?
More to the point, why is this suddenly bothering you 2 months later? :)
i dont get it. to start out, who the balls is prince william?
Funny?!? My brother was killed by a comedian.
Brother?!?! Some of us are only children, you insensitive brat!
DIED!?! That's offensive to immortals. We may not be able to bleed, but we can cry!
Grandparents?!?! I have never had grandparents! How could you even bring that up?!?
UP?!?!? UP?!?!?!?!? Yeah I got nothin'.
it was a nice attempt though :)
Lol thanks :D
FlyingGUINEAPIG!?! You species-ist bastard!
Well, you see, there's this little thing called the United Kingdom. Now the United Kingdom, like all countries these days, have a system of government. Now, even though they don't run the country as a monarchy, there is a royal family. This is led by the Queen, who is on all the money. She had a kid, and he had a kid, and that kid is Prince William.
And I'm supposed to know this... how? because i knew there was a british royal family but i really don't care about it at all