+356 A wasp's mission in nature is to fuck shit up wherever it goes. When you see a wasp you stand the fuck still. You chill the fuck out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of shit it wants to fuck up today. You stand right the fuck there and wait for the wasp to finish up its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fuck home. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. I fuck that wasp up, and make it fall the fuck down. When that wasp sees me it flies the fuck home.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Replace wasp with creeper.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The reason why I did not vote on this post: The over-use of the word fuck makes me think you probably have the vocabulary of a 5th grader, therefore you feel you have to add a curse word to every sentence so you sound fancier. The reason why I voted no way: It's a re-post & I can't stand unoriginal-amirites.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you not seen these types of things before? the joke is how over dramatic the narrator is, thus there is a reason for the cuss words. The cussing and extra unnecessary adjectives add to the joke. I've seen plenty of these, one of them was like "back the fuck up we got some cunt punching sharpies in here! these dickwads will write on any fucking shit..." and continued on like that. It's funny cause they're just sharpies. Clearly you didn't understand that the cuss words were added for the sake of the joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not everything is funny to the same people, especially things i've seen twice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but you understand that this person isn't cussing for the sake of looking cool?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That shit was on cracked too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Copy paste, still funny though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're really serious about your hatred of wasps, aren't you?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why on earth was the word "fuck" needed so often in this sentence?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the joke is how much this person is over reacting to wasps.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I understand that. It's still unneeded.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A wasp's mission in nature is to cause disastrous problems wherever it goes. When you see a wasp you try to avoid the use of ATP in order to move your limbs. You prevent any rise of emotion and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of belligerent deeds it wishes to accomplish today. You stay completely immobilized and wait for the wasp to finish up its business and move on with its rampage, and then you return to your place of residence. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like this one better!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew? Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass! Mr. Garrison: Kyle! Cartman: Why the fuck not? Mr. Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again! Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: Fuck! Mr. Garrison: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hah. Haha. I love this episode. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor!? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!? Cartman: Oh, oh im sorry... *pulls out megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS.... Mr. Garrison?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Best episode EVAR. That or the Snookie want Smoosh Smoosh one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

language. thats all i can say.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(singing) thats part of the jooooke~

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well said..

by Anonymous 14 years ago