Why are testicles referred to as balls when they are not a perfect circle? They should be called oblongs, amirite?

+107 Why are testicles referred to as balls when they are not a perfect circle? They should be called oblongs, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not all balls are perfectly spherical. The ones that aren't may not bounce the way they're supposed to, but still! haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the american foorball...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You beat me to it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cute

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If a guy has an assertive partner, his testicles are unlikely to stay any regular shape for very long. Nothing is quite so effective for controlling a boyfriend/husband as a good hard squeeze of his testicles. Sometimes a twist or pull is also required which may well change the shape of these glands, as well as his attitude.

by Anonymous 1 year ago