When you're at the store and you see a woman buying a cucumber, you wonder if that's her low-budget dildo, amirite?

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Well at least I know now that my dirty mind only goes so far...

I worry for your mental health. I'm not thatttt bad.

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Does she make pickles?

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The real question is, when women buy dildos are they really buying high budget cucumbers. Think about it.

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