When you think about it, the concept of pinatas are really weird. Kids go out and get a pinata of their favorite cartoon character, and then they just beat them to death. It doesn't make sense. Maybe there should start being satan pinatas or something, amirite?

+431 When you think about it, the concept of pinatas are really weird. Kids go out and get a pinata of their favorite cartoon character, and then they just beat them to death. It doesn't make sense. Maybe there should start being satan pinatas or something, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Satan pinatas would have poisonous candy in them, so that doesnt work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could not get your favorite cartoon character.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Miley Cyrus ones

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend got a Justin Beiber pinata for her birthday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus satan animal cookies. I don't want to eat a cute elephant!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having Satan digest in your stomach doesnt sound much more appealing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, true. Just the fact that you can chew and grind him with your teeth sounds better to me then doing the same to a giraffe, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am almost completely sure they have those in the South "Line up young'uns and whip this here demon, while I whip us up some butter"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ehhhhh, basically. But they started selling us butter last year

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one even knows what Satan looks like, or if he exists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago