When you think about it, the concept of pinatas are really weird. Kids go out and get a pinata of their favorite cartoon character, and then they just beat them to death. It doesn't make sense. Maybe there should start being satan pinatas or something, amirite?
Satan pinatas would have poisonous candy in them, so that doesnt work.
Or you could not get your favorite cartoon character.
My friend got a Justin Beiber pinata for her birthday
Or Miley Cyrus ones
I am almost completely sure they have those in the South
"Line up young'uns and whip this here demon, while I whip us up some butter"
Ehhhhh, basically. But they started selling us butter last year
Plus satan animal cookies. I don't want to eat a cute elephant!
Having Satan digest in your stomach doesnt sound much more appealing.
True, true. Just the fact that you can chew and grind him with your teeth sounds better to me then doing the same to a giraffe, though.
No one even knows what Satan looks like, or if he exists.