+393 Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says, "Aren't you worried about this Mad Cow disease going around and rotting our brains?" The other cow says, "Why should I have to worry? I'm a fucking squirrel", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually read this joke in a jokebook today! lol what a coincidence!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two cows were in a field. One cow said "Moo." The other cow said "Hey! I was gonna say that!" Two cows were in a field. One cow said "It's pretty hot today." The other cow said "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING COW!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard a different version of that: Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says, "Aren't you worried about this Mad Cow disease going around?" The other cow says, "Why would I be worried? I'm a freaking helicopter!''

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me neither

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1179854 (Luv2golf42897): She is a mad cow, so she thinks she's a squirell

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha this made me laugh despite how weird it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My AP History teacher always told us this one... but it was a helicopter, not a squirrel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait. Does the cow think the squirrel is cow or does the cow think it's a squirrel?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The cow think it's a squirrel, at least I think so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh okay I was so confused. Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago