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"What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?" That's a really thought-provoking quote. amirite?

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Here, have some internets

Devices avatar Device Yeah You Are +9Reply
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Thanks the futer part lmml and I got weird looks from my classmates XD

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too late already been found :P

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I think you know

I'd create a machine that could create anyone, thing, place, or scenario just by typing it in that would only respond to me, was immobile to anyone but me, can rescue me when I telepathically think about it, works as a wish granting machine, doubles as a hot chocolate machine and would complete the device tomorrow at 12 and beginning work on the device at 11:30 tomorrow

Tdude1196s avatar Tdude1196 Yeah You Are +22Reply

I would try to fail, therefore creating a paradox.

-Invent magic
-Rob a bank with a delightful assortment of broken-down Cockneys
-Run for President of the World
-Threesome with Noel Fielding and Russell Brand
-Write the greatest movie script ever, then make it
-Have a conversation with Tom Waits
-I dunno, cure HIV or something

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@Simon -Invent magic -Rob a bank with a delightful assortment of broken-down Cockneys -Run for President of the...

haha threesome with Noel Fielding and Russell Brand..did you recently watch The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006?

@Simon I watched bits of it ages ago on JewTube. They're just really fucking sexy ;P

I know right. Glad I'm not the only one wanting a threesome with them tho ;D

@Simon Foursome?

haha why not hello smilie
ps: watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks for more Noel Fielding sexiness :D

Devise a way to slap people via the internet

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +19Reply

drag a whale out of water throw it in the air and then grab its babies and train them to be part of human society and then they train their babies and then repeat the proccess on chameleons and so on and so forth

I'd pick a fight with Chuck Norris. After winning that fight, anything would be possible.

yeahyouares avatar yeahyouare Yeah You Are +12Reply

I would invent a time macne that would be first to the futer, proving once and for all that God is real.

Anonys avatar Anony Yeah You Are +9Reply

I'd make Pluto a planet again. And make orange juice and tooth paste a beautiful combination.

Anonymous +5Reply
@I'd make Pluto a planet again. And make orange juice and tooth paste a beautiful combination.

PLuto never stopped being a planet in my heart mostly because it is my favorite planet NASA you bitch

Anonymous +2Reply

if i was lesbian... I would ask out megan fox(:

Anonymous +2Reply

ask out the person of my dreams

Wrestle a shark out of water.

Let's see...
Fly
Cure cancer and other terminal diseases
Make it so the world can never become over populated
Create world peace
Write a book
Meet my favorite celebrities
Become a billionare
Go on a magical adventure
Trade places with several of my favorite book characters.

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@Let's see... Fly Cure cancer and other terminal diseases Make it so the world can never become over...

(Sure...):

1.Become a cloud.
2. Provide rain for ze children in afrika.
3. perfect my tambourine solo.
4.Go back in time and watch Hitler die.

/I'm just kidding.

Be a contestant on a game show and look badass getting the answers right...

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