"HAHA, I POKED YOU! AREN'T YOU MAD? DON'T YOU WANT TO POKE ME BACK? DON'T YOU? OH GOD PLEASE POKE ME BACK."
In what sexual circumstance is there any poking at all?
"LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"
NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT MY BLACK AND WHITE, KISS FACE, MAKE UP WEARING, HALF NAKED, BRA STRAP SHOWING, PRINCESS AND BEAUTIFUL WRITTEN ALL OVER PICTURES?
God forbid anyone's bra strap ever shows..
"CAN WE BELIEVE THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS??? BECAUSE I REALLY NEED FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!!"
(Your+name+(optional)): all the people who voted no way have a myspace
What's a myspace?
this post is offensive to people in Africa who have no streets to roam on
Your username is offensive to Hitler.
I am in the Nazi Party of Amirite...hes on my side
Farmville people would be hilarious. "OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE TO BE HOME BY NOON TO CHECK MY BLUEBERRIES OTHERWISE THEY'LL SHRIVEL!!!"
"ACCEPT MY TRADE REQUEST, DAMMIT, ACCEPT IT! ONE MORE NAIL AND I CAN BUILD MY HORSE STABLE!"
"I'VE GOT FIVE SHEEP, TEN HORSES AND 200 RABBITS!"
"Dude, you're gonna get animal control sent to your house."
"Hey, heres a gift from my farm!" "I don't want your pig. . ."
"GOING TO SCHOOL NOW, LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING MY CRUSH!"
"Only 235 more friends to tell!"
I just got the BEST mental picture.
Oh dear lord, I now want facebook to shut down just to watch the morons break down.
Now son, if you did that how would people be able to like you?
No man, just no.
Or women, I can't tell.
I can just picture the girls attatching themselves to their boyfriends and shouting "GUYS, JOSH IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! TOGETHER FOREVER OKAY?"
My name is josh whoo!!
1) "Hey, I noticed you just changed the sign on your neck from 'In a relationship' to 'Single'. What happened?"
2) "DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!? I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST IN THE MAIL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET IT!"
What was that I don't even....
Fuck, that would mean I actually have to remember people's birthdays.
when I read your post i thought of the trix rabbit becuase i haven't watched fairly oddparents in some time lucky it is 4 days until summer break
Sir, I'm sorry but that is a runon sentence.
Apology accepted. Are you a sentence sctructure ninja? I also noticed my previous post lacks puncatuction or capitalization.
Or they'd write on walls and scream out very personal things. OH NOOOO, AND NO FACEBOOK MEANS NO FARMVILLE. People would be insane.
I'd have to start a real farm! The horror!
I live in Kansas, I already have a head start! haha
This would make a hilarious short film, and I really want this to be POTD.
Anthony Kuske: Making dreams come true since the dawn of time.
That's EXACTLY what I was planning to do.
DO YOU LIKE WHAT I JUST SAID??? DO YOU????
This will be a very sad day for stalkers all around the world.
Awesome SNL short.
I read this in class and started laughing uncontrollably. The sad thing is, I know a few people that would actually do this.
Some girl would call every person in her phone contacts. "I'M ABOUT TO GO HANG OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S CUTE?! DO YOU?!"
And imagine the relationship updates.
Girl with bullhorn: "HAY GUYS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE AS OF 4 MINUTES AGO. DO YOU LIKE IT?? DO YOU??"
....what's a bullhorn?
What is Google? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
What is a minute?
"Excuse me, do you like how I look with bright blue contacts and a blonde wig and super whitened teeth? I use to do all that on photoshop!"
'HEY I MESSAGED YOU. REPLY. OMG REPLY. HOLY CRAP, CHAT IS BROKEN AGAIN.'
"...Stop yelling at me, I'm on the phone."
Some dude just walks into a restaurant holding a scrabble box and screams, "WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME AT SCRABBLE???"
Or you get into an argument with your friend and they just scream "BLOCKED!" then ignore you forever.
"You're my best friend! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Let's get married! WE GOTTA TELL EVERYONE WE'RE MARRIED!"
"WE ARE ENGAGED! Do you think that's funny?! DO YOU?!"
Too bad that this is an out-of-date comment.
ASIAN DAD SAY, "FINALLY YOU CAN FACE BOOK AND STUDY"
"why are you crying?" "I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO YELL!"
Farmville- I sent you TEN of my sheep in the mail and you won't be my fuckin' neighbor?! I'm unfriending you!
Stalking would get way to real.
"Crap! Now I have to start my own Mafia War! WHO'S WITH ME?!" gunshots x_x
This could be the new 'Left 4 Dead' but instead of zombies it would be teenage girls chasing after you with their photo albums.
Would you people mind if I turned these ideas into a mini-mockumentary? No joke here.
You need to do this. And tell me when you do. I REALLY want to see this. lol
GOOD. I will. I'll post a link to it on this here post...thing
It's okay. I'd love to see that.
Why Is everyone yelling?
FACEBOOK IS DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN.
People would go around singing random lyrics and then say, "Do you like that song too?! DO YOU?!"
What about the quizes? OH MY GOD GIRLLLLL, TAKE MY QUIZ TO SEE HOW HOT YOU ARE! OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?? PINK?? OMFG, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!
They would be roaming the streets in ears?
that's a pretty earregular thing to do
it says tears.. can't you read?
Either they fixed the typo, or I'm going insa-
maybe op meant tears? not sure..
Yeah I didn't get that either. But I still thought the rest was funny!
"HEY YOU! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I ASK YOU THESE QUESTIONS. DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?!? FINE. WHICH VOWELS DOES YOUR NAME HAVE? WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT ANSWERING ME?!?! YOU ARE SO RUDE. WHATEVER, I'M BLOCKING YOU."
"I like nachos and cheese! Are you a fan of that? ARE YOU?!"
You don't like it? WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS.
people would have to spend their money on important things instead of farmville cash..... the HORROR!
Or everyone would just go and buy their own farm.
They should shut down facebook for an April Fool's joke
or change its name to myspace.
now we can talk about procrastinating on facebook in real life. haha.
I was angry that I was getting so many notifications of comments now that it's POTD, but I read them and now I'm laughing
I'm making a webcartoon series....I've just found my episode one...Thank you
Girls would be running up to people yelling 'I LIKE THAT YOUR REALLY PRETTY BUT I DISLIKE THAT WE NEVER HANG OUT ANYMORE! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU!?
I'M THIS GUY'S FRIEND NOW! DO YOU LIKE THAT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIKE IT!
LOL. So true.
LOL OMG. :DD <3
Also the pedophiles wouldn't be able to fake their identity
Reminded me of this.
poor, poor, pedophiles
Walks up to stranger
"You're kinda cute. I don't know you. 7!"
I'm sorry to be this person, but this is reaaally old.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2504819 (posted feb 27)
http://blackboxsocialmedia.com/...ook-goes-down/ (march 31)
http://twitter.com/#!/FreddyAma...36691619282944 (also feb 27)
I feel as though this has already been POTD three times. But of course, it hasn't.
Wow, how insightful.
I saw this somewhere, I know for a fact, because I put it on fb after I saw it.
this is a good post :D
F'n fail! You Got That From Grouchy Rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude... that's low.
F'n fail! This comment has been commented on every POTD ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, that's annoying.
Shouldn't it be "This Comment Has Been Commented On Every POTD Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
10% of the comments on this post:
DO YOU (some action relating to Facebook)? DO YOU?!!
(Chauncy Pickles): 0.9424% of the comments on this post (at 17:29):
10% of the comments on this post:
Also, where would inspiration for most amirite posts come from? Our head? impossible..
this was implied above. scratch that, not implied. obviously and obnoxiously pointed out.
No need to apologize, just stating a fact.