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If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

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"HAHA, I POKED YOU! AREN'T YOU MAD? DON'T YOU WANT TO POKE ME BACK? DON'T YOU? OH GOD PLEASE POKE ME BACK."

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@1235272

In what sexual circumstance is there any poking at all?

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"LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"

@Babytard "LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"

NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT MY BLACK AND WHITE, KISS FACE, MAKE UP WEARING, HALF NAKED, BRA STRAP SHOWING, PRINCESS AND BEAUTIFUL WRITTEN ALL OVER PICTURES?

@Babytard "LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"

"CAN WE BELIEVE THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS??? BECAUSE I REALLY NEED FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!!"

@Babytard "LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"

this post is offensive to people in Africa who have no streets to roam on

Farmville people would be hilarious. "OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE TO BE HOME BY NOON TO CHECK MY BLUEBERRIES OTHERWISE THEY'LL SHRIVEL!!!"
"ACCEPT MY TRADE REQUEST, DAMMIT, ACCEPT IT! ONE MORE NAIL AND I CAN BUILD MY HORSE STABLE!"
"I'VE GOT FIVE SHEEP, TEN HORSES AND 200 RABBITS!"
"Dude, you're gonna get animal control sent to your house."

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +129Reply

ring ring
"Hello?"
"GOING TO SCHOOL NOW, LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING MY CRUSH!"
click
"Only 235 more friends to tell!"

THIS.
I just got the BEST mental picture.

gananass avatar gananas Yeah You Are +122Reply

Oh dear lord, I now want facebook to shut down just to watch the morons break down.

Aimzs avatar Aimz Yeah You Are +112Reply
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@1235312

Now son, if you did that how would people be able to like you?

God_Almightys avatar God_Almighty Yeah You Are +13Reply
@1235312

Yaaay! Suicide!

Aimzs avatar Aimz Yeah You Are -6Reply

I can just picture the girls attatching themselves to their boyfriends and shouting "GUYS, JOSH IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! TOGETHER FOREVER OKAY?"

Sarcasm_on_ices avatar Sarcasm_on_ice Yeah You Are +107Reply

1) "Hey, I noticed you just changed the sign on your neck from 'In a relationship' to 'Single'. What happened?"

2) "DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!? I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST IN THE MAIL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET IT!"

StacytheHarlots avatar StacytheHarlot Yeah You Are +99Reply
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@1227583

What was that I don't even....

Fuck, that would mean I actually have to remember people's birthdays.

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@1227230

when I read your post i thought of the trix rabbit becuase i haven't watched fairly oddparents in some time lucky it is 4 days until summer break

@IamProbablyaNinja Sir, I'm sorry but that is a runon sentence.

Apology accepted. Are you a sentence sctructure ninja? I also noticed my previous post lacks puncatuction or capitalization.

Or they'd write on walls and scream out very personal things. OH NOOOO, AND NO FACEBOOK MEANS NO FARMVILLE. People would be insane.

This would make a hilarious short film, and I really want this to be POTD.

Hairyleos avatar Hairyleo Yeah You Are +60Reply

DO YOU LIKE WHAT I JUST SAID??? DO YOU????

Inu_chans avatar Inu_chan Yeah You Are +57Reply

This will be a very sad day for stalkers all around the world.

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +56Reply

I read this in class and started laughing uncontrollably. The sad thing is, I know a few people that would actually do this.

Some girl would call every person in her phone contacts. "I'M ABOUT TO GO HANG OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S CUTE?! DO YOU?!"

justaskmes avatar justaskme Yeah You Are +46Reply

And imagine the relationship updates.

Girl with bullhorn: "HAY GUYS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE AS OF 4 MINUTES AGO. DO YOU LIKE IT?? DO YOU??"

Nonchalant_Ninas avatar Nonchalant_Nina Yeah You Are +46Reply

"Excuse me, do you like how I look with bright blue contacts and a blonde wig and super whitened teeth? I use to do all that on photoshop!"

'HEY I MESSAGED YOU. REPLY. OMG REPLY. HOLY CRAP, CHAT IS BROKEN AGAIN.'
"...Stop yelling at me, I'm on the phone."

Some dude just walks into a restaurant holding a scrabble box and screams, "WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME AT SCRABBLE???"

Or you get into an argument with your friend and they just scream "BLOCKED!" then ignore you forever.

D_Sexys avatar D_Sexy Yeah You Are +37Reply
@D_Sexy Some dude just walks into a restaurant holding a scrabble box and screams, "WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME AT...

"You're my best friend! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Let's get married! WE GOTTA TELL EVERYONE WE'RE MARRIED!"

"WE ARE ENGAGED! Do you think that's funny?! DO YOU?!"

justaskmes avatar justaskme Yeah You Are +14Reply
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@1192257

Too bad that this is an out-of-date comment.

Anonymous +7Reply

ASIAN DAD SAY, "FINALLY YOU CAN FACE BOOK AND STUDY"

"why are you crying?" "I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO YELL!"

Farmville- I sent you TEN of my sheep in the mail and you won't be my fuckin' neighbor?! I'm unfriending you!

peppers2s avatar peppers2 Yeah You Are +26Reply

Stalking would get way to real.

"Crap! Now I have to start my own Mafia War! WHO'S WITH ME?!" gunshots x_x

laureneli23s avatar laureneli23 Yeah You Are +26Reply

This could be the new 'Left 4 Dead' but instead of zombies it would be teenage girls chasing after you with their photo albums.

Hey_Theres avatar Hey_There Yeah You Are +26Reply

Would you people mind if I turned these ideas into a mini-mockumentary? No joke here.

@caylarose Would you people mind if I turned these ideas into a mini-mockumentary? No joke here.

You need to do this. And tell me when you do. I REALLY want to see this. lol

Hairyleos avatar Hairyleo Yeah You Are +13Reply

Why Is everyone yelling?

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@1236224

LOUD NOISES!!

Nagros avatar Nagro Yeah You Are +6Reply

FACEBOOK IS DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN.
Yay polarthebear

People would go around singing random lyrics and then say, "Do you like that song too?! DO YOU?!"

justaskmes avatar justaskme Yeah You Are +21Reply

What about the quizes? OH MY GOD GIRLLLLL, TAKE MY QUIZ TO SEE HOW HOT YOU ARE! OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?? PINK?? OMFG, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!

Anonymous +16Reply

They would be roaming the streets in ears?

bananamos avatar bananamo Yeah You Are +15Reply
Goatbreaths avatar Goatbreath Yeah You Are +39Reply
@Goatbreath it says tears.. can't you read?

Either they fixed the typo, or I'm going insa-

SALAD!

bananamos avatar bananamo Yeah You Are +105Reply
Anonymous +12Reply
@bananamo They would be roaming the streets in ears?

Yeah I didn't get that either. But I still thought the rest was funny!

OhPleases avatar OhPlease Yeah You Are +9Reply

"HEY YOU! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I ASK YOU THESE QUESTIONS. DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?!? FINE. WHICH VOWELS DOES YOUR NAME HAVE? WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT ANSWERING ME?!?! YOU ARE SO RUDE. WHATEVER, I'M BLOCKING YOU."

Anonymous +14Reply

"I like nachos and cheese! Are you a fan of that? ARE YOU?!"

justaskmes avatar justaskme Yeah You Are +12Reply

You don't like it? WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS.

Anonymous +11Reply

people would have to spend their money on important things instead of farmville cash..... the HORROR!

heirofslytherins avatar heirofslytherin Yeah You Are +8Reply

They should shut down facebook for an April Fool's joke

Jelly_Jars avatar Jelly_Jar Yeah You Are +8Reply

now we can talk about procrastinating on facebook in real life. haha.

lilypops avatar lilypop Yeah You Are +7Reply

I was angry that I was getting so many notifications of comments now that it's POTD, but I read them and now I'm laughing

Alexuss avatar Alexus Yeah You Are +7Reply

Girls would be running up to people yelling 'I LIKE THAT YOUR REALLY PRETTY BUT I DISLIKE THAT WE NEVER HANG OUT ANYMORE! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU!?

I'M THIS GUY'S FRIEND NOW! DO YOU LIKE THAT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIKE IT!

sx2ls avatar sx2l Yeah You Are +3Reply

LOL. So true.

Dreamer4evers avatar Dreamer4ever Yeah You Are +2Reply

LOL OMG. :DD <3

racheygorawrs avatar racheygorawr Yeah You Are +2Reply

Also the pedophiles wouldn't be able to fake their identity

sx2ls avatar sx2l Yeah You Are +2Reply

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SalmaAymans avatar SalmaAyman Yeah You Are +1Reply

poor, poor, pedophiles

Lighten_Ups avatar Lighten_Up Yeah You Are +1Reply

Walks up to stranger

"You're kinda cute. I don't know you. 7!"

Hairyleos avatar Hairyleo Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1235215

I'm sorry to be this person, but this is reaaally old.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2504819 (posted feb 27)

http://blackboxsocialmedia.com/...ook-goes-down/ (march 31)

http://twitter.com/#!/FreddyAma...36691619282944 (also feb 27)

Anonymous +2Reply

I feel as though this has already been POTD three times. But of course, it hasn't.

Wow, how insightful.

shelbmes avatar shelbme Yeah You Are 0Reply

I saw this somewhere, I know for a fact, because I put it on fb after I saw it.

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@1236323

google.

shockk36s avatar shockk36 Yeah You Are 0Reply

this is a good post :D

valentineleos avatar valentineleo Yeah You Are 0Reply

F'n fail! You Got That From Grouchy Rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude... that's low.

Anonymous -2Reply
@F'n fail! You Got That From Grouchy Rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude... that's low.

F'n fail! This comment has been commented on every POTD ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, that's annoying.

@IamProbablyaNinja F'n fail! This comment has been commented on every POTD ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, that's annoying.

Shouldn't it be "This Comment Has Been Commented On Every POTD Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +1Reply

10% of the comments on this post:

DO YOU (some action relating to Facebook)? DO YOU?!!

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are -2Reply
@Shadi 10% of the comments on this post: DO YOU (some action relating to Facebook)? DO YOU?!!

(Chauncy Pickles): 0.9424% of the comments on this post (at 17:29):

10% of the comments on this post:

DO YOU (some action relating to Facebook)? DO YOU?!!

Stwentytwos avatar Stwentytwo Yeah You Are +5Reply

Also, where would inspiration for most amirite posts come from? Our head? impossible..

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@1237162

this was implied above. scratch that, not implied. obviously and obnoxiously pointed out.

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@1239232

No need to apologize, just stating a fact.

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