If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

"LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT MY BLACK AND WHITE, KISS FACE, MAKE UP WEARING, HALF NAKED, BRA STRAP SHOWING, PRINCESS AND BEAUTIFUL WRITTEN ALL OVER PICTURES?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God forbid anyone's bra strap ever shows..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"CAN WE BELIEVE THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS??? BECAUSE I REALLY NEED FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's Facebook?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): all the people who voted no way have a myspace

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's a myspace?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post is offensive to people in Africa who have no streets to roam on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your username is offensive to Hitler.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am in the Nazi Party of Amirite...hes on my side

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"HAHA, I POKED YOU! AREN'T YOU MAD? DON'T YOU WANT TO POKE ME BACK? DON'T YOU? OH GOD PLEASE POKE ME BACK."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or they'd write on walls and scream out very personal things. OH NOOOO, AND NO FACEBOOK MEANS NO FARMVILLE. People would be insane.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd have to start a real farm! The horror!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLOLOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live in Kansas, I already have a head start! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They would be roaming the streets in ears?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I didn't get that either. But I still thought the rest was funny!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

maybe op meant tears? not sure..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it says tears.. can't you read?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Either they fixed the typo, or I'm going insa- SALAD!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's a pretty earregular thing to do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this in class and started laughing uncontrollably. The sad thing is, I know a few people that would actually do this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can just picture the girls attatching themselves to their boyfriends and shouting "GUYS, JOSH IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! TOGETHER FOREVER OKAY?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My name is josh whoo!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THIS. I just got the BEST mental picture.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh dear lord, I now want facebook to shut down just to watch the morons break down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Farmville people would be hilarious. "OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE TO BE HOME BY NOON TO CHECK MY BLUEBERRIES OTHERWISE THEY'LL SHRIVEL!!!" "ACCEPT MY TRADE REQUEST, DAMMIT, ACCEPT IT! ONE MORE NAIL AND I CAN BUILD MY HORSE STABLE!" "I'VE GOT FIVE SHEEP, TEN HORSES AND 200 RABBITS!" "Dude, you're gonna get animal control sent to your house."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hey, heres a gift from my farm!" "I don't want your pig. . ."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) "Hey, I noticed you just changed the sign on your neck from 'In a relationship' to 'Single'. What happened?" 2) "DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!? I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST IN THE MAIL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET IT!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This will be a very sad day for stalkers all around the world.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This would make a hilarious short film, and I really want this to be POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's EXACTLY what I was planning to do.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Anthony Kuske: Making dreams come true since the dawn of time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL. So true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Would you people mind if I turned these ideas into a mini-mockumentary? No joke here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You need to do this. And tell me when you do. I REALLY want to see this. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GOOD. I will. I'll post a link to it on this here post...thing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's okay. I'd love to see that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Excuse me, do you like how I look with bright blue contacts and a blonde wig and super whitened teeth? I use to do all that on photoshop!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DO YOU LIKE WHAT I JUST SAID??? DO YOU????

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL OMG. :DD <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'HEY I MESSAGED YOU. REPLY. OMG REPLY. HOLY CRAP, CHAT IS BROKEN AGAIN.' "...Stop yelling at me, I'm on the phone."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck, that would mean I actually have to remember people's birthdays.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FACEBOOK IS DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN. Yay polarthebear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Farmville- I sent you TEN of my sheep in the mail and you won't be my fuckin' neighbor?! I'm unfriending you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't like it? WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"why are you crying?" "I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO YELL!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some girl would call every person in her phone contacts. "I'M ABOUT TO GO HANG OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S CUTE?! DO YOU?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*ring ring* "Hello?" "GOING TO SCHOOL NOW, LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING MY CRUSH!" *click* "Only 235 more friends to tell!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And imagine the relationship updates. Girl with bullhorn: "HAY GUYS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE AS OF 4 MINUTES AGO. DO YOU LIKE IT?? DO YOU??"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....what's a bullhorn?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is Google? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is a minute?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stalking would get way to real.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some dude just walks into a restaurant holding a scrabble box and screams, "WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME AT SCRABBLE???" Or you get into an argument with your friend and they just scream "BLOCKED!" then ignore you forever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You're my best friend! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Let's get married! WE GOTTA TELL EVERYONE WE'RE MARRIED!" "WE ARE ENGAGED! Do you think that's funny?! DO YOU?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people would have to spend their money on important things instead of farmville cash..... the HORROR!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or everyone would just go and buy their own farm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=PVA047JAQskt Reminded me of this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Crap! Now I have to start my own Mafia War! WHO'S WITH ME?!" *gunshots* x_x

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"HEY YOU! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I ASK YOU THESE QUESTIONS. DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?!? FINE. WHICH VOWELS DOES YOUR NAME HAVE? WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT ANSWERING ME?!?! YOU ARE SO RUDE. WHATEVER, I'M BLOCKING YOU."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why Is everyone yelling?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People would go around singing random lyrics and then say, "Do you like that song too?! DO YOU?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel as though this has already been POTD three times. But of course, it hasn't. Wow, how insightful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

poor, poor, pedophiles

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw this somewhere, I know for a fact, because I put it on fb after I saw it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ASIAN DAD SAY, "FINALLY YOU CAN FACE BOOK AND STUDY"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This could be the new 'Left 4 Dead' but instead of zombies it would be teenage girls chasing after you with their photo albums.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

F'n fail! You Got That From Grouchy Rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude... that's low.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

F'n fail! This comment has been commented on every POTD ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, that's annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shouldn't it be "This Comment Has Been Commented On Every POTD Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now we can talk about procrastinating on facebook in real life. haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was angry that I was getting so many notifications of comments now that it's POTD, but I read them and now I'm laughing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I like nachos and cheese! Are you a fan of that? ARE YOU?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should shut down facebook for an April Fool's joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or change its name to myspace.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M THIS GUY'S FRIEND NOW! DO YOU LIKE THAT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIKE IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also the pedophiles wouldn't be able to fake their identity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls would be running up to people yelling 'I LIKE THAT YOUR REALLY PRETTY BUT I DISLIKE THAT WE NEVER HANG OUT ANYMORE! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, where would inspiration for most amirite posts come from? Our head? impossible..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

10% of the comments on this post: DO YOU (some action relating to Facebook)? DO YOU?!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): 0.9424% of the comments on this post (at 17:29): 10% of the comments on this post: DO YOU (some action relating to Facebook)? DO YOU?!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Walks up to stranger* "You're kinda cute. I don't know you. 7!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is a good post :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago