You have been lost in the desert for 1 week and you are found, you are offered a bottle of soda and water, what would you pick? Always water, amirite?

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If I'm offered water and soda, I'm taking both. If I was offered water or soda I would opt for the water.

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Duh.. soda would make me more dehydrated.

Well no shit...

Are we to assume that we've had no water all this time? 'Cuz your body doesn't really exactly function properly after 48 hours without water...

However, as this isn't a situation I'm forced into very frequently, I'll stick to drinking pop most of the time, thank you.