Muscular men drink protein shakes with raw eggs and nobody thinks about them getting sick, but when you try and eat some cookie dough, you get yelled at. Maybe I was just trying to get buff, amirite?

+608 Muscular men drink protein shakes with raw eggs and nobody thinks about them getting sick, but when you try and eat some cookie dough, you get yelled at. Maybe I was just trying to get buff, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inb4 "Cookie dough is bad for you and protein shakes..." blah blah blah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cookie dough is bad for you and protien shakes...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

protein shakes don't actually build muscle they just repair torn muscle tissue but i luv raw cookie dough

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the microtears repair themselves with bigger muscle fibers. So repairing tissue is growing tissue

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and protein shakes contribute to that duh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I only eat protein shakes. Well, that and falcon eggs. And rocks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I love you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I drink protein shakes but with milk not eggs, that sounds gross

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm so muscular, I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It doesn't matter what you put raw eggs in, you're only supposed to eat them raw if they're pasture raised. The only reason we don't get salmonella all the time from regular, corn fed chickens is because they've been pasteurized.

by Anonymous 14 years ago