There is absolutely nothing worse than sitting down on a wet toilet seat, Amirite?

Really? Having your limbs torn off one by one by a gang of giant gorillas wouldn't be worse? Hmm..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wat r the chances of that happening??? you know u could actually sit on a wet toilet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You said there is "absolutely nothing worse". I'm pretty sure there are FAR worse things than sitting on a wet toilet seat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just because it's unlikely doesn't mean it can't happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are a true idiot. Wet toilet seats are far worse than being dismembered. Honestly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know now that I think about it, you're rite. Sitting on a wet toilet sit IS the ultimate form if torture. Dismembering is for the weak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*of

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, *seat. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that was intentional.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow would thT REALLY happen, chapstick????????? you could actually sit on a wet toilet!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(chapstick sucks!): Please, for the LOVE OF GOD, TYPE ENGLISH. ADDING EXTRA QUESTION MARKS DOES NOT MAKE YOUR STATEMENT VALID. Also, chapstick sucks as a signature doesn't make you any more mature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(chapstick sucks!): ok replace limbs with face, torn with shot, and gorillas with thugs. Real enough?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure that cancer is worse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

losing every single one of your family members. 'OMG thT would nvr HAPPEN!!??!!' If it ever does, you can choose which scenario you'd rather go through.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Holocaust.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Moar lyke the LOL-ocaust, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to go you guys! Good job taking everything literally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I vote genocide!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is why I never sit on a toilet seat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you use then?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe she hovers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Absolutely NOTHING? There are even really similar situations dat lyk will happen!!!! Exhibit A: Sitting down on a toilet seat covered in shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shoving a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a door as hard as you can

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just imagined me shoving a toothpick under my toenail, then kicking it with the other foot, but oh well, made me grab my foot anyways

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy 1: Dude, I just found out that I have cancer... Guy 2: Oh dude that's nothing. Wait until you hear what happened to me in the bathroom!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cold, wet toilet seat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a cold, wet, poo covered toilet seat. this... this is worse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago