Pretty sure that cancer is worse.
Really? Having your limbs torn off one by one by a gang of giant gorillas wouldn't be worse? Hmm..
You are a true idiot. Wet toilet seats are far worse than being dismembered. Honestly.
You know now that I think about it, you're rite. Sitting on a wet toilet sit IS the ultimate form if torture. Dismembering is for the weak.
*of
Also, *seat.
FUCK.
Right*
No, that was intentional.
wat r the chances of that happening??? you know u could actually sit on a wet toilet
You said there is "absolutely nothing worse". I'm pretty sure there are FAR worse things than sitting on a wet toilet seat.
just because it's unlikely doesn't mean it can't happen.
The Holocaust.
Moar lyke the LOL-ocaust, amirite?
losing every single one of your family members.
'OMG thT would nvr HAPPEN!!??!!'
If it ever does, you can choose which scenario you'd rather go through.
Shoving a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a door as hard as you can
I just imagined me shoving a toothpick under my toenail, then kicking it with the other foot, but oh well, made me grab my foot anyways
I vote genocide!
Absolutely NOTHING? There are even really similar situations dat lyk will happen!!!!
Exhibit A: Sitting down on a toilet seat covered in shit.
Guy 1: Dude, I just found out that I have cancer... Guy 2: Oh dude that's nothing. Wait until you hear what happened to me in the bathroom!
Way to go you guys! Good job taking everything literally.
A cold, wet toilet seat.
That is why I never sit on a toilet seat.
What do you use then?!
maybe she hovers?
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q...rcasm#/d2lvg0l
a cold, wet, poo covered toilet seat. this... this is worse.
wow would thT REALLY happen, chapstick????????? you could actually sit on a wet toilet!
(chapstick sucks!): Please, for the LOVE OF GOD, TYPE ENGLISH. ADDING EXTRA QUESTION MARKS DOES NOT MAKE YOUR STATEMENT VALID. Also, chapstick sucks as a signature doesn't make you any more mature.
(chapstick sucks!): ok replace limbs with face, torn with shot, and gorillas with thugs. Real enough?
![Image for post In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?](https://thumb.amirite.com/nw2Tfy02e9VLKZGIkGuGBSDLJ-4=/fit-in/432x0/https%3A%2F%2Fdata.amirite.com%2Fposts%2Ff5%2F29%2Ff4a1ad84550f.jpg)
Pretty sure that cancer is worse.
Really? Having your limbs torn off one by one by a gang of giant gorillas wouldn't be worse? Hmm..
You are a true idiot. Wet toilet seats are far worse than being dismembered. Honestly.
You know now that I think about it, you're rite. Sitting on a wet toilet sit IS the ultimate form if torture. Dismembering is for the weak.
*of
Also, *seat.
FUCK.
Right*
No, that was intentional.
wat r the chances of that happening??? you know u could actually sit on a wet toilet
You said there is "absolutely nothing worse". I'm pretty sure there are FAR worse things than sitting on a wet toilet seat.
just because it's unlikely doesn't mean it can't happen.
The Holocaust.
Moar lyke the LOL-ocaust, amirite?
losing every single one of your family members.
'OMG thT would nvr HAPPEN!!??!!'
If it ever does, you can choose which scenario you'd rather go through.
Shoving a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a door as hard as you can
I just imagined me shoving a toothpick under my toenail, then kicking it with the other foot, but oh well, made me grab my foot anyways
I vote genocide!
Absolutely NOTHING? There are even really similar situations dat lyk will happen!!!!
Exhibit A: Sitting down on a toilet seat covered in shit.
Guy 1: Dude, I just found out that I have cancer... Guy 2: Oh dude that's nothing. Wait until you hear what happened to me in the bathroom!
Way to go you guys! Good job taking everything literally.
A cold, wet toilet seat.
That is why I never sit on a toilet seat.
What do you use then?!
maybe she hovers?
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q...rcasm#/d2lvg0l
a cold, wet, poo covered toilet seat.
this... this is worse.
wow would thT REALLY happen, chapstick?????????
you could actually sit on a wet toilet!
(chapstick sucks!): Please, for the LOVE OF GOD, TYPE ENGLISH. ADDING EXTRA QUESTION MARKS DOES NOT MAKE YOUR STATEMENT VALID. Also, chapstick sucks as a signature doesn't make you any more mature.
(chapstick sucks!): ok replace limbs with face, torn with shot, and gorillas with thugs. Real enough?