+496 A small girl walks into a Pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago