+547 Health class in 5 statements. 1) Don't smoke/ do drugs. 2) Don't drink alcohol. 3) Be abstinent. 4) Eat a healthy diet. 5) Exercise daily. DONE! amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1) No. 2) Ok. 3) No. 4) No. 5) I cover by refusing 3.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they honestly run out of things to teach after a while :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or in less conservative schools, number 3 is "Wrap it before you tap it." But yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

holy fuck! that is exactly what my health class is!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago