+452 You wonder what would happen if you sell your soul to the devil in exchange for a one-way trip to heaven, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would rain french toast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You ÷ 0

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://thebananatimes.com/blog/www/thebananatimes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Inception-Close-Up-9-6-10-kc.jpg Look what you did, dividing by zero!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

an atheist comes to yell at you for believing in heaven, and then while he isn't looking, throw him to the devil as a human sacrifice and then laugh maniacally on your way to the pearly gates. be sure to stop laughing before you get there, though, and look somber. the angels disapprove of murder, almost as much as they do loitering.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well considering he's not in charge of heaven you are probably going to hell anyway

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Joint custody?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet st Peter would give you a new one way flight...down to hell.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

buttttt, you couldn't go to heaven anyway because the devil has your soul...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Give him your first born son.

by Anonymous 14 years ago