+307 I wouldn't like to drive a car made by Microsoft. The car would randomly stop responding while you're cruising on the highway and you would lose total control of it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, Ctrl Alt Delete!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm glad i looked that up before trying it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then Clippy would appear and offer his insights. "It looks like you've just crashed into a blue Sedan. Would you like help: Calling the police? Notifying your insurance agency? Disposing of the body?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/autos.asp

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you drove a car by Apple it would cost $200 000 and you would be reluctant to buy it because a new model is coming out in a couple months.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not only that, but it would only be compatible with Apple-certified gas that costs $40.00 a gallon. But on the other hand, you WOULD be able to video-chat with people while driving... Oh shit. So THAT'S what the Microsoft car crashed into.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like Microsoft owns Toyota, then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago