Dogs are way too excited about going out for walks. As soon as you take them out they're like "WE'RE GOING THIS WAY ACTUALLY LET'S GO THIS WAY NO THAT WAY LOOKS FUN WAIT I HAVE TO PEE HERE", paying no attention to the fact they'll get tired quickly if they do that...

+433 Dogs are way too excited about going out for walks. As soon as you take them out they're like "WE'RE GOING THIS WAY ACTUALLY LET'S GO THIS WAY NO THAT WAY LOOKS FUN WAIT I HAVE TO PEE HERE", paying no attention to the fact they'll get tired quickly if they do that. By the end, they just don't care any more, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY? ARE WE GONNA WALK? BRING THE FRISBEE CONOR! BRING THE FREAKING FRISBEE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG I THINK THERE WAS A SQUIRREL HERE! I HAVE TO SNIFF IT OMGG

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG I SEE A DOGS BUTTHOLE. I HAVE TO SNIFF IT OMGG

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DAMN THERE ARE A LOT OF TREES HERE! MY MISSION IN LIFE IS TO PEE ON EVERY ONE OF THEM! (I hope I have enough for a trickle on each...)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's worse if you have two dogs...HEY OTHER DOG LET'S GET OUR LEASHES TANGLED TOGETHER AND THEN TAKE OFF RUNNING AFTER A SQUIRREL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago