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When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?

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I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite uneventful and also allowing people ahem ^ to take advantage of it and get a funny comment in beforehand.

I like the idea of a democratic POTD, but I would prefer a POTD button (similar to the HP button), rather than simply using the most favorited post.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +66Reply
@DanielJames I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite...

Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who have been on the site since Pedobear, but still haven't made accounts.

Anonymous +17Reply
@Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who have been on the site since Pedobear, but still haven't made accounts.

(-Sigh-): Really? I was on this site for about 4 months without an account, but I eventually caved.

@ender (-Sigh-): Really? I was on this site for about 4 months without an account, but I eventually caved.

Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds before I made an account. It takes half that time to make one, too.

@NoSoapRadio Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds before I made an account. It takes half that time to make one, too.

I don't like to become too involved with certain websites because I have an addictive personality. That's why I'm currently in the process of quitting amirite.

@DanielJames I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite...

WHAT? How do you get a funny comment on a post, before it becomes post of the day??? You must tell me!

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@1250220

Yes, but how do you know it'll be POTD, beforehand?

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@1250267

Ah alright, thank you for telling me.

The ones that do get in come in bulk, though.

Hi! Welcome to Costco, may I see your membership card, sir?

SHMARGLE GARG!! BRAINS!!

I'm sorry sir, didn't quite catch that? Did you say you aren't registered?

GURGLE AHHGH

all right, we can just sign you up right now. I need your name and address, sir

UGGA MUGGA UHHH! BRAINS

ok, I heard ' ugga mugga uhhhhhhhhh' is that your first name? How would you like me to spell that, sir?

Something tells me that the zombie apocalypse might just start in an Apple Store.

Anonymous +33Reply
@pantherfanatic The zombies would no doubt be shiny and appealing.

Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like the next generation of zombies

Anonymous +29Reply
@Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like the next generation of zombies

But don't waste your time buying it. Within a month they'll come out with a new one that's a centimeter thinner and includes a high resolution camera.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Chapstick But don't waste your time buying it. Within a month they'll come out with a new one that's a centimeter thinner and...

Look at it this way: They might give you a rebate on your old one if you bought it thirty days prior to the new one coming out. If you have the reciept d smilie

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like the next generation of zombies

The all new Apple iZombie, fast, reliable, portable, it's the next generation of apocalypses!

Plus they have the best cake ever.

ImInAJars avatar ImInAJar Yeah You Are +29Reply
@ImInAJar Plus they have the best cake ever.

and free samples on Saturdays! :D

Because that is OBVIOUSLY what people will be worried about.

@ImInAJar Plus they have the best cake ever.

This store sounds rather amazing i wish i had one next to where i live.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Dwight And ridiculous portions...

Are you kidding me? Who needs a normal jar of mayonnaise for sandwiches when you could buy a barrel and take a bath in it instead!

Darn. Stupid humans. They always find a place to hide. Come, fellow zombies, we will take over Costco even if we die doing-nevermind-Charge!

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +15Reply

But what if you don't have a membership card?

TheUnUsernames avatar TheUnUsername Yeah You Are +13Reply
@TheUnUsername But what if you don't have a membership card?

We need a membership card? Long line of zombies at costumer service

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +17Reply
@TheUnUsername But what if you don't have a membership card?

Join the zombies. What else would you do?

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +9Reply

Cosco even sells wedding dresses now.

chuypes avatar chuype Yeah You Are +12Reply
@chuype Cosco even sells wedding dresses now.

"IT'S YOUR BIG DAY! You look gorgeous in your wedding dress! Wherever did you get it?"

"Oh you know... Costco. They're selling them cheap now that the zombies have invaded...25 bucks."

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +9Reply

I had a dream once where everyone was cutting off their feet which turned them into zombies, so I went to Costco.

abcd1234s avatar abcd1234 Yeah You Are +10Reply
@KaySeas http://ctrlv.in/23807

Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

Anonymous +15Reply
@Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm afraid to look after reading the comments above me

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

(Your+name+(optional)): its a dog, get your head out of the gutter.

wilmanamefits avatar wilmanamefit Yeah You Are -5Reply
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@1250078

You would be just as confused as the zombies...

Yea but everyone is so rude there, i mean honestly i would rather die.

@Nonsense_Narwhal @1250003 (Vepix): inb4 SHUT UP

inb4 someone tells me to rephrase my other comment to make it third-person.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1250059

i prefer costco

RemyHemingways avatar RemyHemingway Yeah You Are +10Reply
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@1250405

Aren't those the same thing eventually?

Anonymous +9Reply
@1250405

ummm, ok then

RemyHemingways avatar RemyHemingway Yeah You Are +4Reply

What's that from? Because I've said that a lot but can never remember the source. XD

@SofaKing What's that from? Because I've said that a lot but can never remember the source. XD

Uh. I thought i made it up, but i possible heard it from somewhere.

gaaaabbyyyysauruss avatar gaaaabbyyyysaurus Yeah You Are +13Reply
@gaaaabbyyyysaurus Uh. I thought i made it up, but i possible heard it from somewhere.

hipster facebook. you might of heard it from somewhere, but chances are you haven't. it's pretty obscure.

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +9Reply

I guess we know where to plant agents now!

@The_Zombies I guess we know where to plant agents now!

And now we know to look out for zombies. Nice try though.

Umm, thanks for taking my post and rewording it...
http://www.amirite.net/index.ph...p;amp;hpOnly=1

.......I was literally just thinking about this

TwinkleToess avatar TwinkleToes Yeah You Are +1Reply
@TwinkleToes .......I was literally just thinking about this

I was hypothetically just thinking about this

Anonymous -16Reply
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@1250015

I think Anon knew what he was talking about Polar... I'll give amirite users more credit than that ono smilie

@GabbyGirlie815 I bet you were the one to make that anonymous comment earlier. Haha.

No not at all. I have no idea why anon said hypothetically, but I was just saying, he probably has a good reason. Or she

@Deadpool twas a pretty lame argument you cooked up.

Well I mean there's really no way to defend myself, for all I know you could be that anon! Yes, you are actually the anon and now that people think that I'm the anon, you're coming back and trying to make me look more like the anon.

Soooo true, LOL.

Dreamer4evers avatar Dreamer4ever Yeah You Are +1Reply

FAVORITE! :D

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are +1Reply
@EpicBoy FAVORITE! :D

I favorited this cause it was voted down.

Stage3_Unicorns avatar Stage3_Unicorn Yeah You Are -8Reply
@Stage3_Unicorn I favorited this cause it was voted down.

Does that help?
If so, you might want to Love your duplicate comment.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +9Reply

i showed this to my mom. she said, "that's cute".

nikerunners avatar nikerunner Yeah You Are +1Reply

Haven't seen a post this good in a long time, I loved it.

ravensrules avatar ravensrule Yeah You Are +1Reply

HELL YEAH!!!

Lemonlimes249s avatar Lemonlimes249 Yeah You Are 0Reply

They even have their own brand of condoms

@DoraFick They even have their own brand of condoms

They come in packs sized at "Frat house." and nothing else.

Actually, I wrote that into my zombie apocalypse plan. It's fool-proof!

@Sean Actually, I wrote that into my zombie apocalypse plan. It's fool-proof!

(Lets_Start_A_Riot):It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently capable fool.
Make something fool-proof, and they will build a better fool.

Murphy's law tends to disagree.

Plus if the manager says everyone still has to pay,you can just throw them to the zombies.I like how you said when not if as in it will happen we just don`t know when it will.

Ravens avatar Raven Yeah You Are 0Reply

Awesome. That's good it made me laugh too. Nice one.

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@1251207

Yeah, really. It's just a big hug-to-deathathon.

We need a membership? Long line of zombies at costumer service

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are -1Reply

More like everyone should go to BJ's. And for different reasons... hello smilie

They say when not if... I can't wait for the zombies! Haha

I've heard this before, but with Sam's Club instead of Costco.

I've never seen a Costco before, WHAT ARE THEY?

Anonymous -12Reply
@I've heard this before, but with Sam's Club instead of Costco. I've never seen a Costco before, WHAT ARE THEY?

Are you American? If not that's probably why you've never heard of them.
Basically, it's a huge store that sells stuff in bulk. You can normally get pretty good deals there. The only problem is they only have a limited selection of a specific item (like, they may only have three flavors of gatorade). Plus, you may not want a huge tub of crackers.

Anonymous +43Reply
@Are you American? If not that's probably why you've never heard of them. Basically, it's a huge store that sells...

(Sure...): You can get anything there. It's like a clothing store, a grocery store, a department store, and a pharmacy all combined. Plus on weekends they have amazing free samples. (:

muffinmonkeys avatar muffinmonkey Yeah You Are +21Reply
Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Are you American? If not that's probably why you've never heard of them. Basically, it's a huge store that sells...

They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they don't have a Costco in every town in America.

Anonymous +15Reply
@They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they don't have a Costco in every town in America.

It's EXACTLY like Sam's Club. I have both and I don"t even live in America.

@BobWilson It's EXACTLY like Sam's Club. I have both and I don"t even live in America.

Costco is a little higher quality than Sam's Club most of time.

Anonymous +7Reply
@They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they don't have a Costco in every town in America.

yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except I thin costco is a lot more common on the west coast and the rest of the west of the US which explains why most people dont know what it is considering where they live.

@I live in Maryland and there are like 5

Yeah but I live on the eastern shore... so the extent of retail stores around here is limited. I'm sure there are alot in the western half but I rarely go over there. Bunch a city slickers

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@1250379

I only said don't hate because I thought it was "hip". I love Maryland. We have crabs.

@Your_Stalker yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except I thin costco is a lot more common on the west coast and the rest of...

live in Pennsylvania and we have a Costco or two around, so there are at least some in the east

Funnyplantss avatar Funnyplants Yeah You Are +2Reply
@528491 We have Costo here so they're in the South too.

We don't really have them in Georgia. There are some (I think), but I've never seen one. We do, however, have Sam's Club.

Retoosers avatar Retooser Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1250526

Well maybe in the South they're just in Tennessee, and thank you :)

@1250526

There are plenty in Florida. :/

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@1250214

uh i live in oregon and we have cost co. and, unless i'm wrong, about oregon being in america, i think that means that america has cost cos.

Boom. Commented on this before POTD. I claim my winnings in the form of donations to the library they named after me.

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