I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite uneventful and also allowing people ahem ^ to take advantage of it and get a funny comment in beforehand.
I like the idea of a democratic POTD, but I would prefer a POTD button (similar to the HP button), rather than simply using the most favorited post.
Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who have been on the site since Pedobear, but still haven't made accounts.
(-Sigh-): You should make an account.
(-Sigh-): Really? I was on this site for about 4 months without an account, but I eventually caved.
Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds before I made an account. It takes half that time to make one, too.
I don't like to become too involved with certain websites because I have an addictive personality. That's why I'm currently in the process of quitting amirite.
Well, it got POTD, just a little late...
I think it's a good idea. Have you taken it up with Anthony?
WHAT? How do you get a funny comment on a post, before it becomes post of the day??? You must tell me!
Yes, but how do you know it'll be POTD, beforehand?
Ah alright, thank you for telling me.
What's this about knowing the POTD beforehand?
Yeah, that's what I want to know
The ones that do get in come in bulk, though.
Hi! Welcome to Costco, may I see your membership card, sir?
SHMARGLE GARG!! BRAINS!!
I'm sorry sir, didn't quite catch that? Did you say you aren't registered?
all right, we can just sign you up right now. I need your name and address, sir
UGGA MUGGA UHHH! BRAINS
ok, I heard ' ugga mugga uhhhhhhhhh' is that your first name? How would you like me to spell that, sir?
I am greatly offended by your negative stereotyping towards zombies.
Oh shit. They're onto us.
ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
This somehow reminded me of "Fish are friends, not food!"
Something tells me that the zombie apocalypse might just start in an Apple Store.
The zombies would no doubt be shiny and appealing.
Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like the next generation of zombies
But don't waste your time buying it. Within a month they'll come out with a new one that's a centimeter thinner and includes a high resolution camera.
Look at it this way: They might give you a rebate on your old one if you bought it thirty days prior to the new one coming out. If you have the reciept
(Your+name+(optional)): And extremely end-user.
The all new Apple iZombie, fast, reliable, portable, it's the next generation of apocalypses!
Plus they have the best cake ever.
and free samples on Saturdays! :D
Because that is OBVIOUSLY what people will be worried about.
lol, you have an old lady name...
Pshh, definitely. Who cares about the zombie apocalypse when there's FREE FOOD!!
my costco has samples everyday, what's up with yours?
ORLY? I never noticed before.
This store sounds rather amazing i wish i had one next to where i live.
And ridiculous portions...
Are you kidding me? Who needs a normal jar of mayonnaise for sandwiches when you could buy a barrel and take a bath in it instead!
Darn. Stupid humans. They always find a place to hide. Come, fellow zombies, we will take over Costco even if we die doing-nevermind-Charge!
But what if you don't have a membership card?
Sucks for you.
We need a membership card? Long line of zombies at costumer service
Join the zombies. What else would you do?
Cosco even sells wedding dresses now.
"IT'S YOUR BIG DAY! You look gorgeous in your wedding dress! Wherever did you get it?"
"Oh you know... Costco. They're selling them cheap now that the zombies have invaded...25 bucks."
I had a dream once where everyone was cutting off their feet which turned them into zombies, so I went to Costco.
Um what is the picture to the right of that...?
(Your+name+(optional)): I'm afraid to look after reading the comments above me
(Your+name+(optional)): its a dog, get your head out of the gutter.
That's a pretty messed up dog.
You would be just as confused as the zombies...
Yea but everyone is so rude there, i mean honestly i would rather die.
inb4 you reply to yourself
lol I replied the same thing to Nonsense_Narwhal...like a week ago.
inb4 I work at Costco, this is offensive.
@1250003 (Vepix): inb4 SHUT UP
inb4 someone tells me to rephrase my other comment to make it third-person.
i prefer costco
Aren't those the same thing eventually?
ummm, ok then
What's that from? Because I've said that a lot but can never remember the source. XD
Uh. I thought i made it up, but i possible heard it from somewhere.
hipster facebook. you might of heard it from somewhere, but chances are you haven't. it's pretty obscure.
I guess we know where to plant agents now!
And now we know to look out for zombies. Nice try though.
Umm, thanks for taking my post and rewording it...
.......I was literally just thinking about this
I was hypothetically just thinking about this
I think Anon knew what he was talking about Polar... I'll give amirite users more credit than that
I bet you were the one to make that anonymous comment earlier. Haha.
No not at all. I have no idea why anon said hypothetically, but I was just saying, he probably has a good reason. Or she
twas a pretty lame argument you cooked up.
I am not this anon.
Well I mean there's really no way to defend myself, for all I know you could be that anon! Yes, you are actually the anon and now that people think that I'm the anon, you're coming back and trying to make me look more like the anon.
Oh. Ok. Cool.
Soooo true, LOL.
I favorited this cause it was voted down.
Does that help?
If so, you might want to Love your duplicate comment.
i showed this to my mom. she said, "that's cute".
Haven't seen a post this good in a long time, I loved it.
They even have their own brand of condoms
They come in packs sized at "Frat house." and nothing else.
Actually, I wrote that into my zombie apocalypse plan. It's fool-proof!
(Lets_Start_A_Riot):It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently capable fool.
Make something fool-proof, and they will build a better fool.
Murphy's law tends to disagree.
So... It is currently fool-proof?
Only if your name is Mr. T
So I'm good now?
(Mr. T): Yep!
Plus if the manager says everyone still has to pay,you can just throw them to the zombies.I like how you said when not if as in it will happen we just don`t know when it will.
Awesome. That's good it made me laugh too. Nice one.
Yeah, really. It's just a big hug-to-deathathon.
We need a membership? Long line of zombies at costumer service
Didn't you already say this?
Didn't you already post an obvious comment?
More like everyone should go to BJ's. And for different reasons...
They say when not if... I can't wait for the zombies! Haha
I've heard this before, but with Sam's Club instead of Costco.
I've never seen a Costco before, WHAT ARE THEY?
Are you American? If not that's probably why you've never heard of them.
Basically, it's a huge store that sells stuff in bulk. You can normally get pretty good deals there. The only problem is they only have a limited selection of a specific item (like, they may only have three flavors of gatorade). Plus, you may not want a huge tub of crackers.
(Sure...): You can get anything there. It's like a clothing store, a grocery store, a department store, and a pharmacy all combined. Plus on weekends they have amazing free samples. (:
Yeah, you can even get caskets:
I stopped reading at 'Are you American?' but I still upped the comment.
They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they don't have a Costco in every town in America.
It's EXACTLY like Sam's Club. I have both and I don"t even live in America.
Costco is a little higher quality than Sam's Club most of time.
yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except I thin costco is a lot more common on the west coast and the rest of the west of the US which explains why most people dont know what it is considering where they live.
Yeah I live in Maryland (don't hate) and i've never even SEEN a Costco..
I live in Maryland and there are like 5
Yeah but I live on the eastern shore... so the extent of retail stores around here is limited. I'm sure there are alot in the western half but I rarely go over there. Bunch a city slickers
I only said don't hate because I thought it was "hip". I love Maryland. We have crabs.
I wouldn't brag about that....
live in Pennsylvania and we have a Costco or two around, so there are at least some in the east
We have Costo here so they're in the South too.
We don't really have them in Georgia. There are some (I think), but I've never seen one. We do, however, have Sam's Club.
Well maybe in the South they're just in Tennessee, and thank you :)
There are plenty in Florida. :/
(Sure...): We have Costco in Canada too...
Costco is most definitely on the East Coast. New England has them.
We have them in Montana only one I think though
(Sure...): uh we have a ton of cost cos in america...
uh i live in oregon and we have cost co. and, unless i'm wrong, about oregon being in america, i think that means that america has cost cos.
Boom. Commented on this before POTD. I claim my winnings in the form of donations to the library they named after me.
cool story bro.