+2,596 When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Plus they have the best cake ever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and free samples on Saturdays! :D Because that is OBVIOUSLY what people will be worried about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pshh, definitely. Who cares about the zombie apocalypse when there's FREE FOOD!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, you have an old lady name...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my costco has samples everyday, what's up with yours?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ORLY? I never noticed before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This store sounds rather amazing i wish i had one next to where i live.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And ridiculous portions...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you kidding me? Who needs a normal jar of mayonnaise for sandwiches when you could buy a barrel and take a bath in it instead!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ones that do get in come in bulk, though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's that from? Because I've said that a lot but can never remember the source. XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Uh. I thought i made it up, but i possible heard it from somewhere.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hipster facebook. you might of heard it from somewhere, but chances are you haven't. it's pretty obscure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Something tells me that the zombie apocalypse might just start in an Apple Store.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The zombies would no doubt be shiny and appealing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like the next generation of zombies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): And extremely end-user.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The all new Apple iZombie, fast, reliable, portable, it's the next generation of apocalypses!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But don't waste your time buying it. Within a month they'll come out with a new one that's a centimeter thinner and includes a high resolution camera.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at it this way: They might give you a rebate on your old one if you bought it thirty days prior to the new one coming out. If you have the reciept d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard this before, but with Sam's Club instead of Costco. I've never seen a Costco before, WHAT ARE THEY?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you American? If not that's probably why you've never heard of them. Basically, it's a huge store that sells stuff in bulk. You can normally get pretty good deals there. The only problem is they only have a limited selection of a specific item (like, they may only have three flavors of gatorade). Plus, you may not want a huge tub of crackers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Sure...): You can get anything there. It's like a clothing store, a grocery store, a department store, and a pharmacy all combined. Plus on weekends they have amazing free samples. (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, you can even get caskets: http://www.costco.com/Common/Category.aspx?cat=23078&eCat=BC|20595|23078&lang=en-US&whse=BC&topnav=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Sure...): uh we have a ton of cost cos in america...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I stopped reading at 'Are you American?' but I still upped the comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they don't have a Costco in every town in America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's EXACTLY like Sam's Club. I have both and I don"t even live in America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Costco is a little higher quality than Sam's Club most of time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except I thin costco is a lot more common on the west coast and the rest of the west of the US which explains why most people dont know what it is considering where they live.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I live in Maryland (don't hate) and i've never even SEEN a Costco..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live in Maryland and there are like 5

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah but I live on the eastern shore... so the extent of retail stores around here is limited. I'm sure there are alot in the western half but I rarely go over there. Bunch a city slickers

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have Costo here so they're in the South too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We don't really have them in Georgia. There are some (I think), but I've never seen one. We do, however, have Sam's Club.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

live in Pennsylvania and we have a Costco or two around, so there are at least some in the east

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Sure...): We have Costco in Canada too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Costco is most definitely on the East Coast. New England has them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have them in Montana only one I think though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.......I was literally just thinking about this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was hypothetically just thinking about this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite uneventful and also allowing people *ahem ^* to take advantage of it and get a funny comment in beforehand. I like the idea of a democratic POTD, but I would prefer a POTD button (similar to the HP button), rather than simply using the most favorited post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who have been on the site since Pedobear, but still haven't made accounts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(-Sigh-): You should make an account.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(-Sigh-): Really? I was on this site for about 4 months without an account, but I eventually caved.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds before I made an account. It takes half that time to make one, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like to become too involved with certain websites because I have an addictive personality. That's why I'm currently in the process of quitting amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it got POTD, just a little late...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's a good idea. Have you taken it up with Anthony?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT? How do you get a funny comment on a post, before it becomes post of the day??? You must tell me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's this about knowing the POTD beforehand?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that's what I want to know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/23807

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): its a dog, get your head out of the gutter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolwut That's a pretty messed up dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm afraid to look after reading the comments above me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Soooo true, LOL.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But what if you don't have a membership card?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sucks for you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Join the zombies. What else would you do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We need a membership card? *Long line of zombies at costumer service*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HELL YEAH!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea but everyone is so rude there, i mean honestly i would rather die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 you reply to yourself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I replied the same thing to Nonsense_Narwhal...like a week ago. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 I work at Costco, this is offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1250003 (Vepix): inb4 SHUT UP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 someone tells me to rephrase my other comment to make it third-person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cosco even sells wedding dresses now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"IT'S YOUR BIG DAY! You look gorgeous in your wedding dress! Wherever did you get it?" "Oh you know... Costco. They're selling them cheap now that the zombies have invaded...25 bucks."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They even have their own brand of condoms

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They come in packs sized at "Frat house." and nothing else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream once where everyone was cutting off their feet which turned them into zombies, so I went to Costco.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn. Stupid humans. They always find a place to hide. Come, fellow zombies, we will take over Costco even if we die doing---nevermind---Charge!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We need a membership? *Long line of zombies at costumer service*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't you already say this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't you already post an obvious comment?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most likely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boom. Commented on this before POTD. I claim my winnings in the form of donations to the library they named after me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hi! Welcome to Costco, may I see your membership card, sir? SHMARGLE GARG!! BRAINS!! I'm sorry sir, didn't quite catch that? Did you say you aren't registered? GURGLE AHHGH all right, we can just sign you up right now. I need your name and address, sir UGGA MUGGA UHHH! BRAINS ok, I heard ' ugga mugga uhhhhhhhhh' is that your first name? How would you like me to spell that, sir?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am greatly offended by your negative stereotyping towards zombies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shit. They're onto us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)):*were

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This somehow reminded me of "Fish are friends, not food!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FAVORITE! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I favorited this cause it was voted down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does that help? If so, you might want to Love your duplicate comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I wrote that into my zombie apocalypse plan. It's fool-proof!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Lets_Start_A_Riot):It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently capable fool. Make something fool-proof, and they will build a better fool. Murphy's law tends to disagree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So... It is currently fool-proof?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only if your name is Mr. T

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I'm good now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Mr. T): Yep!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess we know where to plant agents now!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And now we know to look out for zombies. Nice try though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus if the manager says everyone still has to pay,you can just throw them to the zombies.I like how you said when not if as in it will happen we just don`t know when it will.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i showed this to my mom. she said, "that's cute".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm, thanks for taking my post and rewording it... http://www.amirite.net/index.php?page=usersposts&user=IndigoSkye&sort=ID&order=DESC&hpOnly=1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awesome. That's good it made me laugh too. Nice one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like everyone should go to BJ's. And for different reasons... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They say when not if... I can't wait for the zombies! Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haven't seen a post this good in a long time, I loved it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago