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Saw this on fb other day
Murder is a crime too, you know
It's weird that all these other people are agreeing with this post when it was obviously directed towards me...
It's also a sin if you're Christian.
Same with Muslim!
I get the joke, it just doesn't make that much sense. I mean, why would I want to kill such a sexy beast of a man?
It's a matter of achieving or obtaining the Alpha position, it happens quite often in the animal kingdom, actually. And who said it can only be a man? :)
Wittiest post I've seen in a while.
Search before you post.
Honestly, I did search, and nothing came up.
Oh cause I saw this same post about 6 or so months ago.
Why would it be a crime? You'd end up dead, not in jail.
Not all criminals end up in jail. Is abortion not a crime? No one has ended up in jail for that. It is the killing of human life, killing people is BAD and INHUMANE, therefore it is a crime.
Ok, well they wouldn't be able to get punished at all. What I mean is, if they committed suicide, they would be dead, and the authorities couldn't do anything about it.
I don't think this is the post to get all 'pro-life' on m'dear, no-one likes the guy who's always enlightening all with their anti-abortion crap when it's not really wanted.
I honestly couldn't care less about abortion and that pro-life stuff "m'dear"....I AM JUST STATING A FACT, MAKING A COMPARISON, DEFENDING MY VIEWPOINT. i replied to this person because they took it seriously, gave my post a negative review and got all serious about how you shouldn't "kill such a sexy beast of a man". well, guess what..when you make things literal, they get literal. it was a joke, and the person took it too seriously, therefore I will express my retort. Thank you and good day sir.
It was ORIGINALLY yours???...Your post was made on January 29th 2011, the one in this link was made January 10th 2011..hmm. okay. http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2300005
But I honestly never saw yours when I posted this.
Okay, bad example. Look at the one here : http://forum.grasscity.com/appr...ency-help.html Still your original post?Yours: June 2010Theirs:April 2010
Okay, you know what...sorry, it was a misunderstanding but your post is referring to yourself and mine is referring to the reader, so they are different. I just thought it was an amusing joke, and neither of us came up with it..so lets just leave it at that.