Also about room and kill+14In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. amirite?
Also about room and kill+366They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think guns help because if you stand in the middle of a room and yell BANG, you're not going to kill very many people, amirite?
Also about room, kill, and creepy+36I hate it when a creepy bug crawls into your room and when you turn around for one second to get a shoe to kill it, the bug is gone. And now your terrified to go anywhere for fear that the bug will crawl on you. amirite?
Also about feels+11the plane ride going to feels like forever, but the plane ride coming home feels like seconds. amirite?
Also about kill+350The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people - people kill people.' That may be true, but I think the gun helps. You're not going to kill many people by standing around shouting 'bang!'. amirite?
Also about feels-3The only reason anal sex feels good is because it feels like you're taking a big shit when the dick pulls out. amirite?
Also about room and creepy+275When you're getting comfortable in bed and you pull the blanket up, blocking the view of your room for a few seconds, you feel as if there is going to be a ghost or a creepy little girl standing somewhere in your room waiting to attack as soon as you bring the blanket back down, amirite?