+454 All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im pretty sure the government doesnt have coupons

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought they did. 50% off nucs when you purchase a certain amount of crude oil, that sort of thing. They're obviously just not using them to their full money-saving potential

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As I always say, "A penny saved is a penny earned".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I googled "(my city) Coupons" today and right along side the usual carpet cleaning and pool services coupons I see one for "$10 off 'escort' " wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YES.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Were you watching criminal minds?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Excuse me, Mr. President... but North Korea is having a 35% off special this week, so if we mix that with our frequent invaders card, we could get 80% in savings! Think of all the money we'd save this way!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But that would go directly against the Keynesian economic system we follow today! When the economy is bad, the government should spend as much as possible until the economy picks up again, then the government should stop spending excess money. Seriously though, if the government could actually use coupons, we would probably have a repeat of the Great Depression. And yes, I do realize that I just went on an economics rant in response to a joke. So, sorry. http://tinyurl.com/3ref672

by Anonymous 14 years ago