The British are cuming! The British are cuming! The British are cuming!
"Oooh, aaah, what an amazing feeling! Absolutely smashing! Oh God, oh, I'm arriving!"
I don't care if they're cuming to the wedding, i won't be.
I will not be attending the wedding
"Almost, almost, allllmost. There we are."
"You know, Margret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now."
"Yes, yes we could."
"But let's not."
Screw those redcoats! literally
British people having sex? Unless it's Ant, no thanks. And if it's Ant, why wasn't I invited?
Ant doesn't really have sex since all the girls spontaneously orgasm 100 times at once and can't take any more.
Coming up next: The Royal Conception!
Followed by The Royal Birth!
@1197462 (Anonymous): Meet The Royal Parents! Meet the Royal Fockers! Little Royal Fockers!
16, Royal and Pregnant!
And finally, The Royal Divorce!
That shiz better be in HD.
It better be in 3D. You'd feel as if you're right there!
How about 4D? You get ALL the effects...
Will shall be getting the royal treatment, no doubt?
It's rumored that Prince William often "uses the back door", but Kate's not really into it. He's literally a royal pain in her ass.
Once again, I'm not sure why people NW a post that's clearly a joke. "What??? The Honeymoon on RedTube?! That'll never happen!!"
Hahahahah. I really like this xD
Who else is gonna eat tea and crumpets while they watch?
I love eating tea.
I prefer to drink my crumpets, thanks.
i deserved that.
I'm eating chips
Bahaha Jesus Christ "yya"'d this.
Do you need a time macne, or does your dad just snap his fingers and you're there?
So did we build the time macne and god is real?
Your welcome, son.
God used the wrong you're...
Amen to that!
BOOYAH! This becoming POTD greatly pleases me.
You're not the only one it pleases
That's not all that pleases me.
I see what you did there..
(GrandMasterHibibu) I don't get it...
I don't get sex either :/
Honeymoon = sex. RedTube is a porn site. What's not to get?
Did you just reply to yourself...?
Redtubes a porn site!
Oh now I get it, I thought it was another video site and was going to look it up :/
Good thing you didn't. Eight year olds shouldn't watch that stuff.
OH JEEZ! I was ready to take you up on that offer, but you're anon. Show yourself
Obviously, third time's not the charm.
Brilliant, another post from sickipedia
Brilliant, another comment about reposting.
Brilliant. Another comment chain containing lots of sarcasm.
Brilliant, another anon arsehole interrupting a great conversation
Brilliant, another person dissing an anon. not saying it's a bad thing.
Brilliant, another person trying to be a britfag.
Brilliant. Another sad attempt to continue the combo chain. Nice try.
Brilliant. I feel British because I said Brilliant.
Well that is one porn video i am not watching
Why do this many people know what redtube is.
We all watch porn
Jesus can quote ke$ha?!? There must be a God!
who says the royals don't post?
The family jewels aren't as precious as first thought?
More like XTube.
More like Redtube.
@1197361 (IamProbablyaNinja): More like funny junk
More like C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Well, since you said "more like", it's not really a combo breaker.
I broke it, bitch.