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I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?

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The next Queen? She couldn't even be the next Lady of Gaga. Now don't get me started on that William kid. He's not even close to being Prince.

fEMMAnists avatar fEMMAnist Yeah You Are +324Reply
@fEMMAnist The next Queen? She couldn't even be the next Lady of Gaga. Now don't get me started on that William kid. He's not...

Or King for that matter. Wit hits like "Don't Stop" and "Classic Strangers" that kid will never match it.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +18Reply

This did not make me laugh. Everyone here is too happy. I did think it was quite funny, though, and did this weird thing with my mouth that might count as a smile.

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What a bummer. hello smilie

shelbmes avatar shelbme Yeah You Are +7Reply

I thought this said "tits"...

-_-

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I like your way of thinking hello smilie

Big_Bosss avatar Big_Boss Yeah You Are +17Reply

I laughed for a looong time reading this. Thank you :D

Sqwanchos avatar Sqwancho Yeah You Are +53Reply
@Sqwancho I laughed for a looong time reading this. Thank you :D

Freddie Mercury would have made a great ruler, in both ways.
He could measure each foot with his penis size.

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@1202815

Don't stop them now!

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"Once they start putting Kate's face on coins and notes, there will be a sharp rise in wank banks."

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +50Reply
@DanielJames "Once they start putting Kate's face on coins and notes, there will be a sharp rise in wank banks."

By the time she is on a note she'll be in her 60s with her saggy tits.... Now Pippa is another story... hello smilie

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We shouldn't be allowed to choose a POTD every day. We suck at it. I vote we only get to do it once every week. At most.

@orangesocks It's only a week long thing..

I know it's only a week long thing. I'm saying in terms of this as a trial- if we get this "privilege" to pick the POTD. That's all.

QUEEN FTW!

D_Moneys avatar D_Money Yeah You Are +18Reply

Well I wouldn't mind at all if she suddenly going wild, topless, on stage like Freddy Mercury. hello smilie

Anonymous +15Reply

Made me LOL for a good few minutes.

Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are +11Reply

*There are, not there is.

@silvershadow6 *There are, not there is.

You have no grounds to correct him because it can go either way. Technically, both are correct. I'd like you to Google "there is a lot of people or there are a lot of people" and then get back to me. It's an ongoing debate, but I believe that it's more of a stylistic choice. That means that one should go with whatever sounds best in the context.

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Just because it's extraneous (and that can be argued against) doesn't mean you just suddenly have reason to TAKE it out. It changes the meaning. The fact that you have +9 makes no sense to me. There isn't ONE answer to this problem. It can go either way. Google it!

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Hey, five minutes and nineteen seconds is not a while! Anyway, I'm not fully convinced, but I acknowledge your outlook on it. I still don't think it's that set in stone, which may sound stubborn of me. But whatever. It's the internet! high-fives self

@FreeMustacheRides You have no grounds to correct him because it can go either way. Technically, both are correct. I'd like you to...

How could it possibly go either way? It's talking about a lot of people, not one person. Therefore it's plural and can only be ''there are''.

@silvershadow6 How could it possibly go either way? It's talking about a lot of people, not one person. Therefore it's plural and...

But the MAIN noun is "lot." "Lot" is SINGULAR and not plural. If I said "There ___ a group of people," when deciding between "is" or "are" to be the verb, the verb would be "is." It's no different with "lot." Just because it SUGGESTS or TALKS ABOUT plurality does not mean it's plural. I don't know. That's just how I see it.

This post is funnier than Kate Middlebum's sausage fingers.

@underwaterunicorn But by now I'm sure her 'ring' isn't so tight

ahahahha well it depends.. i am not sure if william was as think as her finger ;)

Hahaha this made me laugh so hard! :D

potatochipss avatar potatochips Yeah You Are +9Reply

hey chase, where's status?

Great post. :D

Sorry, I didn't really find this that funny.

well she is definately more pretty than the actual "queen"

Her title is not really up for a discussion, however, while we're on the topic; she should be referred to as A Queen seeing as (which someone so nicely pointed out) she is not a queen REGENT and will not be gaining the throne should Will die before her.
This had me laughing for 10 minutes straight though.. smartass joke. Me like ^^,

twischs avatar twisch Yeah You Are +2Reply

I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke.

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mein_Geist I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke.

@120"over 9000"800 (Mein_Geist): I'm a joke and I indeed can take a Brit

Tuckers avatar Tucker Yeah You Are +17Reply
@Tucker @120"over 9000"800 (Mein_Geist): I'm a joke and I indeed can take a Brit

LOL, sorry, I misread you comment... Really don't know how I did that... But, lol!

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mein_Geist I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke.

Why "Britts" who can't take a joke? I'm British and found it funny, don't lump people who can't take a joke into a certain country. Kinda rude.

@verticallychallenged Why "Britts" who can't take a joke? I'm British and found it funny, don't lump people who can't take a joke into a...

Idk what you were talking about. I was talking about people who were Brittish and couldn't take a joke, not the whole blasted country. Sorry, you misunderstood me. lol

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mein_Geist Idk what you were talking about. I was talking about people who were Brittish and couldn't take a joke, not the...

But there are other people who either didn't find it funny or fond it stupid not just "Brittish", by the way there aren't two t's in British. "I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke." Not anyone who can't take a joke, just British people, so you must be talking about people who were born and raised in a certain place.

@verticallychallenged But there are other people who either didn't find it funny or fond it stupid not just "Brittish", by the way there...

Specific people born and raised in a certain place that also fit a certain personality attribute, a person who's British, and also can't take a joke. Like said before, I don't exactly talk like all of you guys. When I say something "a Britt who can't take a joke," I mean a "a Brittish person also who can't take a joke." In other words, I was saying "or a groups of Britts that can't a joke.

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@1204317 (Tucker): @1204311 (Anthony): I think you guys misunderstand me... That doesn't mean the entire country, it means Brittish people who also can't take a joke. I'm that ignorant. It's like saying Americans as a whole are ignorant. I guess it's just how the locals in my region talk.

Clever guy like you, Anthony, just misunderstood, yes?

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You do realize I, in turn, was originally making a joke, right?

And I have a question... Why the hell did my pointless comment get so much attention? I expected to get, if any, maybe two reply comments.

And just as a convienence, I want to restate what I told the guy a few comments above this one. I was meaning specific Britts who couldn't take a joke, not the whole nation of people. I really doubt Britain is a country of assholes.

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mein_Geist I'm shaking while I'm arguing. XD

Yeah. Just... You shouldn't argue with gods like Anthony.

@MacaroniSalad Yeah. Just... You shouldn't argue with gods like Anthony.

Nah, he's within beatable conditions! Might have to revie myself a few times by making a new Amirite, but I'll get the job done! lol, j/k >->

And I think it's safe to say, almost everytime I log on, I'ma get a notification from this post. lol

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mollieee I am English, I love it! We don't take it personally!

@1204963 (deal_withit): I was making a joke; you do realize I was joking, right? And I meant specific Britts, who can't a joke, not all Britts. As in, the people who neg rated the post, were Brittish, and couldn't take a joke

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mein_Geist I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke.

And that whole sentence was a bit of a joke, not a personal attack. Chill, people!

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Does it matter? I wouldn't give a damn if you called me Amerikan.

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Well, since Britt is my aunts moniker... I kinda get used to spelling it like that. Btw, move the fuck on!

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are 0Reply

LOL, thank you for making my day. :D

Dreamer4evers avatar Dreamer4ever Yeah You Are 0Reply

Best POTD. Ever. y smilie

ono smilie

Anonymous -2Reply

I didnt get it , can any one explain

ohhhhh you gonna let it all hang out, kate middleton you make the rockin world go round

Anonymous -7Reply

I know this is meant to be funny but js Kate will never be queen cause she's not blood related she would just be married to the king

nymets96s avatar nymets96 Yeah You Are -17Reply
@nymets96 I know this is meant to be funny but js Kate will never be queen cause she's not blood related she would just be...

You're stupid. Of course she's not blood related to anyone in the royal family. That's called incest, and is gross.
Her title is Duchess of Cambridge too, not "wife of the Duke of Cambridge" so your logic is flawed.
Plus, she's second in line to become queen.

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Incest is between close relatives, keyword being 'close.'
They're actually fifteenth cousins.
No need to rude about it.

@nymets96 I know this is meant to be funny but js Kate will never be queen cause she's not blood related she would just be...

Yes, she would be. If he became King, they would be the 'King and Queen'.
Not 'King and the girl married to the king'.

IchLiebeDichs avatar IchLiebeDich Yeah You Are +15Reply
@nymets96 I know this is meant to be funny but js Kate will never be queen cause she's not blood related she would just be...

actually she will. When a female marries a prince she becomes queen when he becomes king. But a male who marries a princess will not become king when she becomes queen.

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@nymets96 I know this is meant to be funny but js Kate will never be queen cause she's not blood related she would just be...

Because Kate is married into the family she will be Queen Consor, not Queen Regent. Which means if William dies she won't be Queen because the crown will be passed on to the next person in line.

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +6Reply

Stolen from Tumblr...and about a day to late...

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Only my fellow tumblr's would understand...

@kylermcgee Only my fellow tumblr's would understand...

You mean 'only my fellow faggot hipsters would understand', right?

@Clay_ You mean 'only my fellow faggot hipsters would understand', right?

You must have visited my tumblr and seen I was gay! Good job for pointing out the obvious...and I try my hardest at the hipster thing...you just wouldn't understand anyways...

@kylermcgee Only my fellow tumblr's would understand...

Some orange girls in my school walked around with trollface masks, yelling, "TUMBLR FOREVERRR." Do you really want to associate with that?

TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLRRRRR

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duuuude.... really? no smilie

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i said it cuz whoever posted this stole it from tumblr

Anonymous -2Reply

this is very corny stupid and not funny how did this get 1000 likes

@Mattymac12 this is very corny stupid and not funny how did this get 1000 likes

it doesn't have any likes, it has over 1000 "yeah you are" which mean over 1000 people agree with the post, agreeing and liking are completely different.

My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

@Matthias My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +169Reply
@Norma My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

My dad died while pwning someone on the internet. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +93Reply
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@1202857

My dad- Darn, I can't think of anything witty to say.

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +25Reply
@SEXY_BEAST My dad- Darn, I can't think of anything witty to say.

My very username is witty, and it happens to be here V.

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Matthias My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

My dad died from death. I find your comment very offensive.

Anonymous +33Reply
@My dad died from death. I find your comment very offensive.

my dad died from not playing any defense in basketball, thats not funny; it's just plain offensive

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@1203228 (SOFTBALL8): no, actually i'm pretty sure he's trolling

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