The next Queen? She couldn't even be the next Lady of Gaga. Now don't get me started on that William kid. He's not even close to being Prince.
Or King for that matter. Wit hits like "Don't Stop" and "Classic Strangers" that kid will never match it.
This did not make me laugh. Everyone here is too happy. I did think it was quite funny, though, and did this weird thing with my mouth that might count as a smile.
What a bummer.
What a bum
I thought this said "tits"...
you're not the only one...
I like your way of thinking
I laughed for a looong time reading this. Thank you :D
Freddie Mercury would have made a great ruler, in both ways.
He could measure each foot with his penis size.
Don't stop them now!
"Once they start putting Kate's face on coins and notes, there will be a sharp rise in wank banks."
By the time she is on a note she'll be in her 60s with her saggy tits.... Now Pippa is another story...
This deserves to be a POTD.
We shouldn't be allowed to choose a POTD every day. We suck at it. I vote we only get to do it once every week. At most.
@1202970 (Noon): We do suck at it. And it's boring because we already know what the post of the day is going to be.
There's a little favourites tab at the top.
It's only a week long thing..
I know it's only a week long thing. I'm saying in terms of this as a trial- if we get this "privilege" to pick the POTD. That's all.
Well I wouldn't mind at all if she suddenly going wild, topless, on stage like Freddy Mercury.
Made me LOL for a good few minutes.
*There are, not there is.
Holy shit dude...
Holy shit what?
You have no grounds to correct him because it can go either way. Technically, both are correct. I'd like you to Google "there is a lot of people or there are a lot of people" and then get back to me. It's an ongoing debate, but I believe that it's more of a stylistic choice. That means that one should go with whatever sounds best in the context.
Just because it's extraneous (and that can be argued against) doesn't mean you just suddenly have reason to TAKE it out. It changes the meaning. The fact that you have +9 makes no sense to me. There isn't ONE answer to this problem. It can go either way. Google it!
Hey, five minutes and nineteen seconds is not a while! Anyway, I'm not fully convinced, but I acknowledge your outlook on it. I still don't think it's that set in stone, which may sound stubborn of me. But whatever. It's the internet! high-fives self
How could it possibly go either way? It's talking about a lot of people, not one person. Therefore it's plural and can only be ''there are''.
But the MAIN noun is "lot." "Lot" is SINGULAR and not plural. If I said "There ___ a group of people," when deciding between "is" or "are" to be the verb, the verb would be "is." It's no different with "lot." Just because it SUGGESTS or TALKS ABOUT plurality does not mean it's plural. I don't know. That's just how I see it.
This post is funnier than Kate Middlebum's sausage fingers.
They practically had to squeeze the ring on there :P
But by now I'm sure her 'ring' isn't so tight
ahahahha well it depends.. i am not sure if william was as think as her finger ;)
Hahaha this made me laugh so hard! :D
hey chase, where's status?
Great post. :D
Sorry, I didn't really find this that funny.
well she is definately more pretty than the actual "queen"
Her title is not really up for a discussion, however, while we're on the topic; she should be referred to as A Queen seeing as (which someone so nicely pointed out) she is not a queen REGENT and will not be gaining the throne should Will die before her.
This had me laughing for 10 minutes straight though.. smartass joke. Me like ^^,
I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke.
@120"over 9000"800 (Mein_Geist): I'm a joke and I indeed can take a Brit
LOL, sorry, I misread you comment... Really don't know how I did that... But, lol!
Why "Britts" who can't take a joke? I'm British and found it funny, don't lump people who can't take a joke into a certain country. Kinda rude.
Idk what you were talking about. I was talking about people who were Brittish and couldn't take a joke, not the whole blasted country. Sorry, you misunderstood me. lol
But there are other people who either didn't find it funny or fond it stupid not just "Brittish", by the way there aren't two t's in British. "I'm thinking to people who voted down didn't get it, or are Britts who can't take a joke." Not anyone who can't take a joke, just British people, so you must be talking about people who were born and raised in a certain place.
But, yeah, I get that I can read into things too much, just the way I am...
Specific people born and raised in a certain place that also fit a certain personality attribute, a person who's British, and also can't take a joke. Like said before, I don't exactly talk like all of you guys. When I say something "a Britt who can't take a joke," I mean a "a Brittish person also who can't take a joke." In other words, I was saying "or a groups of Britts that can't a joke.
@1204317 (Tucker): @1204311 (Anthony): I think you guys misunderstand me... That doesn't mean the entire country, it means Brittish people who also can't take a joke. I'm that ignorant. It's like saying Americans as a whole are ignorant. I guess it's just how the locals in my region talk.
Clever guy like you, Anthony, just misunderstood, yes?
You do realize I, in turn, was originally making a joke, right?
And I have a question... Why the hell did my pointless comment get so much attention? I expected to get, if any, maybe two reply comments.
And just as a convienence, I want to restate what I told the guy a few comments above this one. I was meaning specific Britts who couldn't take a joke, not the whole nation of people. I really doubt Britain is a country of assholes.
Are you arguing with Anthony?!?Anthony's like... Godly.
I'm shaking while I'm arguing. XD
Yeah. Just... You shouldn't argue with gods like Anthony.
Nah, he's within beatable conditions! Might have to revie myself a few times by making a new Amirite, but I'll get the job done! lol, j/k >->
And I think it's safe to say, almost everytime I log on, I'ma get a notification from this post. lol
Yeah. This conversation sorta fizzled. Unless you can entertain me, I'm out. Bye!
lol, later then!
later, stranger I met on the interweb!
I am English, I love it! We don't take it personally!
@1204963 (deal_withit): I was making a joke; you do realize I was joking, right? And I meant specific Britts, who can't a joke, not all Britts. As in, the people who neg rated the post, were Brittish, and couldn't take a joke
Oh okay :D
lol, I forgot about that...
And that whole sentence was a bit of a joke, not a personal attack. Chill, people!
Does it matter? I wouldn't give a damn if you called me Amerikan.
Well, since Britt is my aunts moniker... I kinda get used to spelling it like that. Btw, move the fuck on!
LOL, thank you for making my day. :D
Best POTD. Ever.
I didnt get it , can any one explain
ohhhhh you gonna let it all hang out, kate middleton you make the rockin world go round
I know this is meant to be funny but js Kate will never be queen cause she's not blood related she would just be married to the king
You're stupid. Of course she's not blood related to anyone in the royal family. That's called incest, and is gross.
Her title is Duchess of Cambridge too, not "wife of the Duke of Cambridge" so your logic is flawed.
Plus, she's second in line to become queen.
Incest is between close relatives, keyword being 'close.'
They're actually fifteenth cousins.
No need to rude about it.
Yes, she would be. If he became King, they would be the 'King and Queen'.
Not 'King and the girl married to the king'.
actually she will. When a female marries a prince she becomes queen when he becomes king. But a male who marries a princess will not become king when she becomes queen.
Because Kate is married into the family she will be Queen Consor, not Queen Regent. Which means if William dies she won't be Queen because the crown will be passed on to the next person in line.
That's what I was trying to say, if William dies she won't be queen ......but I don't even care anymore I'm American and this doesnt matter
Stolen from Tumblr...and about a day to late...
Only my fellow tumblr's would understand...
You mean 'only my fellow faggot hipsters would understand', right?
You must have visited my tumblr and seen I was gay! Good job for pointing out the obvious...and I try my hardest at the hipster thing...you just wouldn't understand anyways...
Some orange girls in my school walked around with trollface masks, yelling, "TUMBLR FOREVERRR." Do you really want to associate with that?
At least its filled with love and understanding...and pictures of really cute boys!
And orange girls who think trollface came from it. :P
TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLRRRRR
here you go.
i said it cuz whoever posted this stole it from tumblr
this is very corny stupid and not funny how did this get 1000 likes
it doesn't have any likes, it has over 1000 "yeah you are" which mean over 1000 people agree with the post, agreeing and liking are completely different.
My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.
My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.
My dad died while pwning someone on the internet. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.
My dad is alive and well.
Somebody had to say it ;)
My dad died posting a humorous reply to an irrelevant comment. this isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.
My dad- Darn, I can't think of anything witty to say.
My very username is witty, and it happens to be here V.
My dad died from death. I find your comment very offensive.
my dad died from not playing any defense in basketball, thats not funny; it's just plain offensive
Awesome way to go, if I say so myself.
the sad part is you're not a troll.
@1203228 (SOFTBALL8): no, actually i'm pretty sure he's trolling