It was my anniversary last week. My girlfriend asked me if I wanted oral sex or a new pair of shoes... I went head over heels, amirite?

+385 It was my anniversary last week. My girlfriend asked me if I wanted oral sex or a new pair of shoes... I went head over heels, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well... Why the fuck would you want heels?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It must be a lesbian couple. In which case, this post just got way better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago