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You don't know what do you when the waiter comes to the table with your food when your mouth is full. I mean, you want to thank them, but then you'd be talking with your mouth full. amirite?

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That's why instead of saying thank you, I thank them by standing up briefly, and stroking their face.

It shows how thankful I am for their service.

I swear they must sit and wait for the most awkward time to bring you the rest of your food or ask you something

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Instead of saying thank you I get up and pull their pants down and give them a food-ridden "fun time in the mouth".

If they're bringing you your food... what's your mouth full of?

Or you smile and nod
That way you don't have to say anything

lol this just happened to me a couple of hours ago

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