Also about real, god, trees, gravity make, and leaves fall-143If god isn't real, then how does my penis stay erect even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?
Also about real, god, and gravity-349Atheists: if god isn't real, then how come grass stands straight up even though there's GRAVITY!? Christians: 1 Atheists: 0, amirite?
Also about god+635"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
Also about real, fall, and leaves+12In real life, snowmen have dead leaves all over them that were not raked in the fall. amirite?
Also about real, trees, and leaves+20Well, the wind is real, but you can't see the wind. You know, you can only see the leaves rustling in the trees. Pain is real but you can't see pain. You can only see tears. Happiness is real, but you can't see happiness. You can only see the smile on someone's face. amirite?
Also about fall, trees, and leaves0Summer is overrated. Sure, you might be out of school. But what ever happened to sledding, building snowmen, and sipping hot cocoa while cuddling together in the winter? And the beautiful leaves on the ground in fall, and trying to catch them when they fall off the trees?, amirite?