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Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?

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Obviously too many people have never heard about sarcasm before.

@pikabeau Obviously too many people have never heard about sarcasm before.

Really? Why do you even care? It's not like your comment is going to make anyone change their mind, in fact it just makes people feel worse about themselves. Ever heard of cyber bullying? Well, what you've done with your post is considered cyber bullying, which can lead to suicide. And I just know that you'll make some witty comment about my post, and I really don't care. I just want you to be aware of what you're doing.

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@1210406

And I hope you get shot in the face.

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@And I hope you get shot in the face.

Dude, that's not funny. My mom once knew a guy who died of gunshot wounds to the face.

@1210406

okay. so all you've proven is that your immature.

Anonymous 0Reply

He's obviously being sarcastic dumb asses! It sucks how the more clever a sarcastic post is, the less people get the sarcasm

Edward_FINNAs avatar Edward_FINNA Yeah You Are +46Reply
@Edward_FINNA He's obviously being sarcastic dumb asses! It sucks how the more clever a sarcastic post is, the less people get...

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law

"Poe's Law is an axiom suggesting that it's difficult to distinguish between parodies of religious fundamentalism (or, more generally, parodies of any crackpot or extremist belief) and genuine proponents of religious fundamentalism, since they both seem equally insane. Conversely, real fundamentalism can easily be mistaken for a parody of fundamentalism."

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Simon http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law "Poe's Law is an axiom suggesting that it's difficult to distinguish...

Yeah Poe's observation is sadly true. It's just a shame because this is one of the most clever posts I've seen on here and have told my family about it, yet it has a negative score.

Edward_FINNAs avatar Edward_FINNA Yeah You Are +6Reply

It saddens me that this has a negative score

Kluklayus avatar Kluklayu Yeah You Are +44Reply

I really miss hamsters.

...Why are people taking this post seriously?

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +19Reply

What's wrong with marrying a dog wary smilie

Anonymous +18Reply

Holy shit, are people this dumb they couldn't tell it was a joke after horse voting rights?

Anonymous +18Reply

You'd think people would get that it's being sarcastic to all the morons who claim once gays can get married that anybody will be allowed to marry whoever or whatever they want...

soberlikekeshas avatar soberlikekesha Yeah You Are +16Reply

I thought dog marrying became legal along with interracial marriage...does this mean I'm NOT really married to Sparky?

FantineLovett418s avatar FantineLovett418 Yeah You Are +16Reply

My eight year old sister got the sarcasm. Fail, people.

Anonymous +15Reply

Not only is this funny, but I think it has a really good point to it. Why is this post in the negative?
...Though to answer that, I suppose I'd first have to answer the long-debated question, 'Why are people so stupid?'

Tempest_Trances avatar Tempest_Trance Yeah You Are +12Reply

Too bad only few people can detect sarcasm online. I think this is flippin hilarious. FREE THE HAMSTERS! Who's with me!?

gimmieabreak10s avatar gimmieabreak10 Yeah You Are +10Reply

I can't understand why this has a negative score.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +9Reply

Well you know, I think we should have the right to marry dogs. I LOVE SPOT AND NOTHING CAN STOP THAT!

Anonymous +7Reply

At first I was thinking that this person had to be fucking retarded, but then I looked at the poster and it was Simon. Then I noticed the sarcasm

Funnyplantss avatar Funnyplants Yeah You Are +7Reply

Did people seriously not get the sarcasm or did they just not find it funny? I thought this was pretty damn hilarious.

FUCK. YES. I find it funny that people don't see the sarcasm.

adiosToreadors avatar adiosToreador Yeah You Are +4Reply

I didn't get it at first. It took me a second. :)

GiggityGoo22s avatar GiggityGoo22 Yeah You Are +3Reply

hahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous +2Reply

Haha one of the best posts as of late

frecklemooeys avatar frecklemooey Yeah You Are +1Reply

It's hilarious that people think this is legit. :)

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@1204051

It's called sarcasm. I would think you'd get it after he used examples with women-horse voting rights.

Anonymous +47Reply
@It's called sarcasm. I would think you'd get it after he used examples with women-horse voting rights.

yeah..... but its really hard to be able to identify sarcasm over the internet.

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@1204051

Please don't tell me you thought horses could actually vote, or that it's illegal to own hamsters anymore.

Kluklayus avatar Kluklayu Yeah You Are +30Reply
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@1207404

Then don't mention having certain views on gay marriage......

Anonymous +5Reply
@Then don't mention having certain views on gay marriage......

Why? We debate everyone on this site, and even though it's usually the same things over and over again, why shouldn't she be allowed to state a certain view?

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Simon Why? We debate everyone on this site, and even though it's usually the same things over and over again, why...

I think the person was saying; if you don't want people to talk about your views... Then why bring it up by saying " this has nothing to do with my views in gay marriage" etc. I thought it was knda random.

@Loops I think the person was saying; if you don't want people to talk about your views... Then why bring it up by saying...

I dunno, maybe Credetemi commented to clarrify that her YYA was because of the humour in the message of this post, rather than it's pro-gay marriage stance?

Like, I know there are positions against same-sex marriage that people can argue reasonable (not really in my opinion, but we'll leave that out). But no matter what your stance, everyone can agree "same sex marriage will lead to humans being able to marry non-humans" is stupid.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Simon I dunno, maybe Credetemi commented to clarrify that her YYA was because of the humour in the message of this post...

I think it was about the scuffle she had with a lot of users about her post on homophobia... Which gave her a lot of haters.
I completely forgot about that.
So when she refreshed my memory by saying "it has nothing to do with my views on gay marriage" I thought; wtf, you don't want to me to think about you controversial post... So you decided to refesh my memory?

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@1210853

If you can share your opinions on this site, why cant your opponents? If a large group goes against you, it's hating and shouldn't be allowed?

Anonymous +3Reply
@If you can share your opinions on this site, why cant your opponents? If a large group goes against you, it's...

Everyone has been sharing their opinions, though. I don't think anyone is pulling the "Internet Free Speech only applies to me" card.

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@1211051

Says the person with the recent post askng these people to "kindly leave". If you read the comments on it, you'd see what me and others are saying.

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@1210853

I actually do like your comments/posts a lot, Credetemi, which is why I didn't like the "don't mention certain views" reply.

BTW, when I said "We debate everyone on this site" I meant we debate everyTHING, not everyONE, the typo made it sound like an us-and-them thing.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +1Reply
@1207404

Why are you annoying cough nagging cough people with why you voted the way you did? Gosh, girls are dumb...

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@1210830

One of the definitions of nagging is being annoying. I found your comment rather annoying.

Yes, men are dumb asses, but I'm a dumb chick so I don't see why that matters. Also, they make this thing called cough drops now. Like for real. Google them if you don't believe me. You might wanna look into buying some.

Honestly, I kinda just said no way just so i could hear that fancy song. (;

Anonymous -2Reply

Don't feed the troll.

Anonymous -44Reply
@Don't feed the troll.

ono smilie As multiple people have said above, this is NOT a troll post but a post using heavy sarcasm.

Nacklefoodles avatar Nacklefoodle Yeah You Are +37Reply
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