+527 There are two types of bruises: The first usually comes with a funny or interesting story; the second type is the WTF kind, the bruise that makes you say "WTF, how did I get this?!" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was running and slam into the wall from the side and continued running on the wall I have a hole near one of my knees in my pants and constantly got carpet burn I hit my foot against something I itched it too much[my shoulder blade not my foot] Oh and got whipped by wet rags

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and the third being abuse? which is neither hilarious nor unremembered? :-S

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like watching your friend being attacked 3-1 by wet rags in a sleeping bag and it is lit to look scarier even if they weren't in just their boxers

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And those that come from just utter fail, like cutting yourself when trying to slice an orange

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My most recent bruise was from tripping in a conga line at a Bat Mitzvah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago