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There are two types of bruises: The first usually comes with a funny or interesting story; the second type is the WTF kind, the bruise that makes you say "WTF, how did I get this?!" amirite?

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and the third being abuse? which is neither hilarious nor unremembered? :-S

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@and the third being abuse? which is neither hilarious nor unremembered? :-S

like watching your friend being attacked 3-1 by wet rags in a sleeping bag and it is lit to look scarier even if they weren't in just their boxers

@Jennitalia ...what?

well they were all teenagers but my friend was in a sleeping bag and they were trying to whip us with rags so we decided to send a friend in a sleeping bag for bait or whatever and all my friends ran like gazelles while I was stuck behind holding a door to hide myself and it is a small room and they are in front of a door with glass so it was dark and lit by moon beams solely and you could see them all in their boxers

@and the third being abuse? which is neither hilarious nor unremembered? :-S

And those that come from just utter fail, like cutting yourself when trying to slice an orange

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The fourth kind comes from my penis stabbing you in the side.

Jennitalias avatar Jennitalia Yeah You Are +2Reply

I was running and slam into the wall from the side and continued running on the wall
I have a hole near one of my knees in my pants and constantly got carpet burn
I hit my foot against something
I itched it too much[my shoulder blade not my foot]
Oh and got whipped by wet rags

My most recent bruise was from tripping in a conga line at a Bat Mitzvah.

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