+116 Guys: It would be a hell of a lot more convenient if your balls were located inside your body, mainly because nobody could kick them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BUT HOW WILL I TEABAG DEAD THINGS?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rip out your testicles and throw them at the corpse.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't have a problem with being kicked there because I'm a likable enough person, but that'd be much more convenient. My dick always seems to stick to my sack and it feels uncomfortable so I have to separate the 2, sometimes in public. Also, it'd be nice to be able to lay on my belly without having to adjust your junk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How will girls suck on them then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats why the female was invented, human2.0 better in everyway that makes sense:P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying that females were "invented" solely for the purpose of not having balls to kick? And is "better in everyway" including the fact that males, on average, are physically stronger than females? Or is that one of the ways that doesn't make sense?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just took the troll bait

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the thing we dont have to be strong we are thaat awesome;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The reason they're outside the body is to keep your sperm from dying off. The sperm has to be kept at a lower temperature than your body otherwise they'll stop functioning properly and you'd have reproductive issues. Basically they've evolved outside of the body for a reason, not just to be kicked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The temperature has to be a bit under body temperature for sperm cells to survive. So if your balls were on the inside of your body, you would be sterile. I'd think i'd rather get kicked in my balls a few times during my lifetime than be sterile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago