+397 Late at night, urges seem to intensify. You become more sensitive to hunger, more aware of how slowly time travels and--just when it's dead quiet and you don't want to disturb anyone, you find yourself needing to go to the toilet. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, this is so true. I'll be lying there, trying to fall asleep, when all of a sudden my brain's all like "QUIIIICK! HURRYYYYY YOU NEED TO FAAAAAAP!" Then I can't sleep till I fap, and when I fap, I lie awake for another good 30 minutes. And if I'm really unlucky, my brain does it to me again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if by "late at night" you mean "totally stoned" then yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago