+330 When you think about it, it's ridiculous how much bullshit your parents told you when you were a kid. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could exchange "you parents" with "adults" and I'd still agree with this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents had a problem with lying to me, so they tried to tell me the truth instead of the nonsense a lot of kids get told. I'm very thankful for this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"omg ur liek handsome lol" Santa claus Easter bunny Religion (inb4 the usual)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, I actually think it was pretty selfless of them lying about Santa and the Easter bunny. They go out and buy you tons of presents, then give all the credit to some jolly guy who doesn't even exist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I once found a box of tampons and my mom said they were "mommy diapers" only figured that one out recently

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom used to tell me that if I wrote letters to my dead grandpa and put it under my pillow, an angel would come take it and give it to God, and I totally bought it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My grandpa told me he knew Paul Revere. And ate lunch with George Washington every day. ...I still lol at those two. I completely bought it when I was little.

by Anonymous 13 years ago