+599 If I found evidence that a dark-skinned politician was embezzling money but sent him a letter on onyx-colored stationary promising not to tell if he cut me a share then I just sent blackmail on black mail to a black male, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ffs Onyx is light grey

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but you couldn't see the words if it was actually black. And I couldn't think of another word for black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it's not black mail unless it's black. How about NBA-colored paper?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could print it in white ink on black paper

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ebony?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You never said the politician was a guy! Why so sexist?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(allthewayacrossthe..): I say "him" when I talk about sending the letter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago