+296 You never sleep with your mouth open because it would suck to find a fly that decided to die on your tongue the next morning. Or worse... amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone once told me that over the course of your lifetime you will eat 8 spiders in your sleep.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MYTH.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, I'm aware

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can't sleep with my mouth open. Plus in the summer I have sinus issues, and I'd honestly rather suffocate than breath through my mouth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I honestly sleep with my eyes open, so if a fly dies on my eyeball, I'll specifically remember this post -__-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I always fall asleep with my mouth open.... :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Once I woke up on top of a dead stinkbug. It was gross.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I took a nap today and when I woke up I was having a hard time breathing because my cat fell asleep on my face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I sleep with my mouth open because when i lie down i automaticley start not being able to breath through my nose. youre not going to eat a bug, theyd be scared away by your breath.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or worse...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you accidentally swallowed it. D: or if it was something even scarier than a dead fly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ew. *Makes note never to sleep with mouth open again*

by Anonymous 13 years ago