+882 25 years ago, a cargo ship transporting a load of mayonnaise to Mexico went missing after a severe storm out on the open sea. On May 5th, let us mourn the Sinko de Mayo. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's fucking awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Clever and very funny(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In case any of you were wondering, the mayonnaise delivery was destined for the National Mexican Orchestra. They had been expecting numerous deliveries of instruments that week.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Neither is horse raddish wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

XD This is hilarious, but I think I've seen this somewhere before...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really?! I thought of this myself. wary I'm going to cry a million jelly beans if someone else thought of this too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My spanish teacher in 5th grade told us this and we almost believed her. I just want jelly beans.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I heard it was the Titanic that held mayo in the cargo hold and was supposed to drop it off after it got rid of the passengers...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I found what you're talking about: http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/sinkomayo.asp Fucking. Oh well, they're not quite the same. I'll only cry a half million jelly beans.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My 8th grade history teacher was the one that told me that, now that I think about it. I think you'll have to cry the whole million jelly beans...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

By drowning our sorrows with tequila

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im mexican-american and it was funny as shit, im gonna show this to my dad and hopefully he takes me serious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How funny is shit exactly?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Depends, actually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago