They both give me a boner? lolwut
they're old and wrinkly?
Damn you beat me to it lol
This is from dearblankpleaseblank....
They were both the president of the united states?
They're dead? They were the sixteenth president? They have a beard? Ooh, I know, they both have a fucking badass stovepipe hat! I getcha.
Wait, wouldn't George Washington work better here?
I also thought about George Washington, but the whole "honest Abe" thing works too.
Hmm, you're right!
That's what I though because yes "Honest
Abe" implies that he wouldn't lie but I think that George Washington would work better because he said "I cannot tell a lie" which is closer to "hips don't lie"
I mean, yeah. I still think George Washington is more fitting. I just understand why Abraham Lincoln is fitting too.
Turns out that whole story was made up.
the Cherry tree story?!?!?
Yeah. Never happened. Fiction. Sorry 'bout that.
I just think it's a funny coincidence that you reply that the story was 'fiction' to me on this post while I'm in the middle of this argument http://www.amirite.net/580910/1213875
That is funny. I guess. That post was sort of stupid though.
I don't know what else to say to you. Yeah...
They are both conspiracies?
OH. i just got it, but i had to listen to the song in my head first lol.
They were both murdered in a theater balcony?
dear blank please blank
The both wrote the song hips dont lie?
I'm thinking Shakira's hands wrote the song, not her hips.
The hips are a part of someones body.... Or am I the only one with hips?
Yeah they are but her hips didn't actually write the song, her hands and brain did.
No, that's not it..