Shakira's hips and Abraham Lincoln have something in common, amirite?

Wait, wouldn't George Washington work better here?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I also thought about George Washington, but the whole "honest Abe" thing works too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hmm, you're right!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's what I though because yes "Honest Abe" implies that he wouldn't lie but I think that George Washington would work better because he said "I cannot tell a lie" which is closer to "hips don't lie"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I mean, yeah. I still think George Washington is more fitting. I just understand why Abraham Lincoln is fitting too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turns out that whole story was made up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the Cherry tree story?!?!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. Never happened. Fiction. Sorry 'bout that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just think it's a funny coincidence that you reply that the story was 'fiction' to me on this post while I'm in the middle of this argument http://www.amirite.net/580910/1213875

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is funny. I guess. That post was sort of stupid though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

agreed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know what else to say to you. Yeah...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they're old and wrinkly?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A beard?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn you beat me to it lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're hairy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They were both the president of the united states?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH. i just got it, but i had to listen to the song in my head first lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're dead? They were the sixteenth president? They have a beard? Ooh, I know, they both have a fucking badass stovepipe hat! I getcha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is from dearblankpleaseblank....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They both give me a boner? lolwut lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dear blank please blank

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The both wrote the song hips dont lie?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm thinking Shakira's hands wrote the song, not her hips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The hips are a part of someones body.... Or am I the only one with hips?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah they are but her hips didn't actually write the song, her hands and brain did.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They are both conspiracies?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They were both murdered in a theater balcony?

by Anonymous 14 years ago