Objectophilia: A sexual attraction to objects. I have that, I'm attracted to women, amirite?

I see women as nothing more and nothing less than walking vaginas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who does your cooking?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last time I checked, you don't cook pussy before you eat it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Walking vaginas that can cook* Thank you for pointing out my mistake

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cacophilia: A sexual attraction to ugliness. I have that; I'm attracted to you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oooh burn ^ but this post is actually funny. You know what else is funny? Guys who are sexist always seem to be single..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Double burn. LET'S HIGH FIVE TO THAT, SISTA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/85.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

u mad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but thanks for inquiring about my feelings, honey. You're so compassionate and respectful to women! It's comforting to know that when I'm mad or a bit upset, I can always count on you to read my body language and call it out as so. Now, get back into the garage and fix my car; then, go into the bathroom and fix the currently overflowing toilet; finally, go fix the computer on which I somehow got nine thousand and one viruses. http://i.imgur.com/IPmem.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ooh ya u mad

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yea kinda

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well atleast it's not another "women belong in the kitchen" joke. Props for originality. But still. No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THAT'W WHY YOU VOTED NO WAY! HUH? HUH?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay, I'm a girl and this is funny. People should lighten up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sexism and objectification is hilarious! Props.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's funny as a joke but this isn't in the joke section. Some people are actually serious about this stuff :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I read it and laughed, but then noticed it wasn't in the joke section and was kinda like... oh...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, seeing as it's in the TECHNOLOGY section...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I wouldn't take it seriously. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can harldy type and watch TV, how do you cook and do it? Props.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ugh these jokes are so old. seriously people...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aren't you brave, OP, making a joke on a site full of feminists and teenage girls

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks, I like to live life on the edge

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love it!! hahaha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a girl and this is funny. I stayed neutral thoguh because sexist jokes, while they can be funny, are usually the same joke rephrased and told over and over again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Blatantly stolen from C&H.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, I found it funny and posted it here. Oh no?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No it was hilarious, but at least credit them in a comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I forgot to, and I always credit the sources (check my other posts) So yes, this is from Cyanide and Happiness

by Anonymous 12 years ago